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Long Island man wearing 9kg-metal necklace dies after being sucked into MRI machine (www.independent.co.uk)

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[–] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca -3 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Who cares about a moron who needs a 9kg necklace, how's the MRI machine?

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[–] drspod@lemmy.ml -4 points 4 days ago (9 children)

Why wasn't the door to the room locked while the machine was running?

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