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You take a big pull on your dab rig to fill the chamber and then put a balloon full of nitris over the inlet and whoop it all in at once and hold it as long as possible. Not for everyone.
Respect
holy shit lmao
ill stick with my dry herb vape
I was buying vodka yesterday and a guy in line behind me looked at what I was buying and he said he hadn't heard of it and asked if it was good. I said yes. I don't like recommending vodkas to people because it absolutely matters how you are drinking it. If he doesn't drink it the way I do, he might think it's not that good but I can't stand there and explain this to him so I just said it was good and on sale.
Do you mix your vodka with Tang?
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Guess it depends on the audience. I can recommend the young gay and gay-friendly people in my community anything in Almodovar's filmography, but not so much to my MIL (she's not a hater but would find it distasteful and unnecessary) and other members of my family and in laws. And I can recommend one of Shahid Bolsen's rants to the latter group but certainly not to the former (even if they might benefit more from it 🤷♂️).
I still haven't met IRL someone I could recommend Sseth or Mandalore to, but I think our community doesn't spend a lot of time outside anyway. 😅
NixOS - it's for a very specific type of masochist, but god damn having my whole OS be infrastructure as code and in a git repo is cool to me
Really wish they didn't invent their own dumb fuck language for it though.
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- the movies of Kitano Takeshi (it's fucking weird)
- Bandcamp (it's fucking weird)
- Android custom ROMs (it's fucking weird)
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The Dungeon Crawler Carl series. Fan-fucking-tastic, but dark humor is not everyone's cup of tea.
I have a friend who's very much into DCC, but all he laughs about is a talking cat and a robot who's very clearly into feet. I was bored of it already the third time he brought up a reference to the feet-thing, so I don't really feel like reading a whole series with that type of running gag.
I never heard a word about the dark humour in it... Then again maybe he tries not to spoil anything and that's why it seems kinda weak?
I'll probably go for it if it ever becomes like an animated series or something.
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I only got through the first quarter of book one, is there a lot of dark humor?
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The Wire. I feel like at this point you've either already seen it, or you're not interested in it, or you tried it and didn't like it.
But it is not only the best TV show ever but the best piece of visual media ever.
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Smoking cigars.
It is a skill that takes a long fucking time to master. Only a non-cigar smoker thinks you light it and you're good. Omg no.
Don't take up cigar smoking unless you want to waste $1,000 choking on cigars while you learn how to smoke them.
E: also pipe smoking. So profoundly satisfying, but it takes so much skill to get a good smoke that it's not even worth it. I have been smoking pipe for over 5 years and I still don't know what the fuck I'm doing although I'm getting a lot better.
I only smoke a pipe on special occasions now, but I always used flake tobacco. Generally an easier time getting the bowl going than the loose wet stuff.
I buy properly cured pipe tobacco from our local tobacconist... It's always a crapshoot, I think you know that as a pipe smoker LOL
"Bad" movies. I adore low-budget films made with love and sincerity (rather than the cynical cash-grab types). Even if those movies are made to ride trends and mimic successful formulas.
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I can't believe nobody's said "my dick" yet. So I'll go with that/procrasturbating.
Also, I don't drain or soak up fat from meat I cook that goes into soup. That grease is what makes you keep licking your lips for hours after the meal is gone.
Honey on scrambled eggs. Peanut butter on rice. Gotten a lot of side-eye for these over the years.
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