Technology

Mine is pretty straightforward, "builds electronics" "has precision tools" "likely has a french press" (I do, I bought it on Amazon), "prioritizes high-speed data transfer", "Probably has a computer system with internal expansion" (I bought an NVMe SSD from Amazon once), "Likely lives in (the town in my saved shipping address)"

So surveillance. Much sleuthing.

Mine is pretty meh. Gets a lot right, but thinks I have a dog and I prefer zigbee. I have a cat (that I've bought dog accessories for) and prefer Z wave, but usually buy those things elsewhere.

Most of the things it has are directly related to a single purchase that I remember. It thinks I like a certain brand of monitor because I bought two of them for secondary monitors once. They are no-name monitors and I could not care less about the brand. It's pretty basic shit. I could probably write the algorithm for it.

Mine says "Builds Xbox controller collection gradually." I buy my husband a new controller about every 8 months because the sticks start to drift. Maybe it should say Xbox makes shit products.

I hope i have one thats says 'she called us twats'

Since no one is linking the page and I had to go hunt it down myself: https://www.amazon.com/slc/hub?useAiMode=1

Mine doesn't have anything interesting, probably because I avoid using Amazon if possible.

Hilariously I apparently am big into adheasivly mounting things and also buying batteries. Nothing about my buttocks, sadly.

Oh. And I prefer Anker chargers.

Mine doesn't have anything of a particularly personal nature, just obvious stuff from purchase history like:

• Likely favors Merrell brand for outdoor footwear (I have purchased the same model of Merrell shoe several times)
• Hikes frequently (a reasonable guess about someone who repeatedly buys hiking boots)
• Likely has a ThinkPad laptop (I bought trackpoint caps)
• Likely owns an Olympus camera (I bought a battery for an Olympus camera)

Just checked and Amazon has this for my buttocks “Fully caked buttocks”.

Anybody know what this means?

Damn, nothing about how extensively I told them to get fucked when they put ads in Prime Video

Amazon being ableist, the preferred term is diminished gluteal syndrome.

~/s~

Mine is all electronics, gaming, and 3D printing, which absolutely checks out given my purchase history and reviews. Also something like "prefers high resolution display connectivity" because I bought some cables? WHY WOULD I PREFER LOW RESOLUTION DISPLAY CONNECTIVITY ALEXA? WHY?

Well they must have quite the file on how I lose my shit when they cheat me.

I can't find this page on my app 😞

I wanted to know if I can stop doing hip thrusts yet

I feel attacked by this headline.

I hope people dont go an modify it, by stating truth