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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

I wonder how this will impact Cleveland's economy

[–] Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org 14 points 1 day ago

Streisand who?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 27 points 1 day ago

Congrats to LeBron for this blessed event.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 51 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's the most not the onion title I've seen recently that isn't politics related.

Also I'm sad they didn't have any pictures, sounds silly.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] tgirlschierke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

there b some specific ass gifs out there

[–] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I don't think that is the original text of the gif...

[–] rhythmisaprancer@piefed.social 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe LeBron and Arnold Schwarzenegger could star in a movie together?

Barbra Streisand could do the music!

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 2 points 11 hours ago

🫄🏿🏀

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

There's no such thing as bad publicity

[–] floo@retrolemmy.com 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I mean, I get it. Personally, if the one who wanted to make fake AI photos/videos of me (a cis male) as pregnant, I really could not possibly give a shit. Might even be amused by it. But I’m just some random nobody…

However, if I were an international sports superstar with a multimillion dollar brand to protect (and countless millions in business deals relying on that established character), then, yeah, I would give a HUGE shit about this, but only for one reason: it’s a random stranger making unfounded character claims about my brand that I have worked very hard and for a very long time to define and establish. It’s how I feed my family.

When some Rando makes a silly meme with Photoshop, that’s one thing. But when they fabricate an alternate reality, that crosses the goddamn line.

Edit: spells and grams

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago (2 children)

People are disgusted by celebrity deepfake porn, but find this funny.

I say, they're both equally bad.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 day ago

Making LeBron James look pregnant is equally bad as deepfake porn? That's absurd.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 day ago

As a society, we need the silly things like this to educate the people about how easy it is to generate this stuff. It's almost better if their first exposure is something dumb and unbelievable.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 day ago

LeBorn Porn