Asklemmy

I would start by asking Congress to severely limit my executive order power. When they refuse, because that would be them doing their jobs, I would start making orders removing them from office for not doing their jobs. I'm sure things will pick up pretty quickly then, but I still have some time.

Probably talk to the governors of states to do it via amendment, just to really solidify it. Full wording and scope to be determined, but limiting power is the goal.

Then I would urge the DOJ to get the 1929 law that limits Congress size nullified, and figure out how to let Congress people work from home more often.

By that point, the limits of my power should be more constrained, but if the wheels of bureaucracy grind slowly, I'll find more things I'm sure.

Short form video that has pointless background music, or automatically loops, or has no playback controls.

If you get to that position and pet peeves are the first thing you're thinking about you will have proven the Peter Principle correct. Again.

I love that in your idea of reality the president's power grabs would be stopped by system

Mandate that everyone in grades 6 through college takes classes in critical thinking and media literacy throughout the year.

If you can't follow right of way rules while driving you will lose your license and be executed

I'd ban comma splices. I hate them so much.

But isn't no capitalization a feature of the english language? As a german i say:

Da kann Ich nur drüber lachen, Groß- und Kleinschreibung in der englischen Sprache ist ein guter Witz.

i would ban all chalkboards so no more scratchy noises only whiteboards

No excessive light at nights. Light pollution has ruined many things.