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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 47 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (3 children)

If the cheese and meat is good, then this is a really nice dinner. Add a simple salad to that and its perfect.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 27 points 1 hour ago (5 children)
[–] flilare@piefed.zip 18 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Gotta be Mountain Dew, it's green.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 53 minutes ago

Just Dew it!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I usually do the coke after eating so I don't spoil my appetite.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 45 minutes ago

takes notes

[–] brap@lemmy.world 3 points 52 minutes ago (2 children)

What, like cola? Or cocaine?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 46 minutes ago (1 children)

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B

[–] brap@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago (1 children)

Can I come to yours for dinner?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 1 points 33 minutes ago (1 children)

You need to find some in your Halloween candy like everyone else :P

[–] brap@lemmy.world 1 points 32 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 1 points 28 minutes ago

Either way, please reuse the straw

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 1 points 27 minutes ago (1 children)

Fun fact: consuming coca leaves (from which cocaine is made) is legal in some Latin American countries. It helps with nausea.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 1 points 54 seconds ago

Is the natural concentration pretty high? This made me think of poppy seeds

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

We don’t have Coke, is Pepsi okay?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 41 minutes ago

No. I'll take a water.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 points 50 minutes ago

Mountain Dew at least so it's green. Go all the way!

[–] snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world 1 points 21 minutes ago

Ranch dressing for the chicken nugs is the salad.

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 14 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

Aside from the lack of veggies, I fail to see the issue here.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 4 points 51 minutes ago

All the veggies are contaminated now. This is health food.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 3 points 56 minutes ago

Cheese is a vegetable.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

That breaded fried... meat? chimken? something?- looks fantastic actually, that came out really good. This plate should be really tasty! I would personally at minimum add some mud/swamp native veggies like probably some yellow/white onion finely chopped slowly glazed? I get all my veggies from dinner and sadly, this plate will not supply me with my 200g minimum.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Agreed. This plate looks great but it could use some roasted broccoli or sprouts, or sauteed green beans or something. Eat your greens!

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 1 points 41 minutes ago

Best we can do is corn. Super healthy corn.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 hour ago

Damn, if you don't want it, send it my way. Mac n cheese is my ultimate comfort food.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago
[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 11 points 1 hour ago

So, how many years have you been married to your husband?

[–] Yakuza_Wolf_ReRise@thelemmy.club 1 points 10 minutes ago

Does it come with grape soda

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This looks fucking delicious

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 2 points 52 minutes ago

Fo sho. Would eat.

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Chicken tenders and mac and cheese will always hit.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 3 points 50 minutes ago

S-tier dinner any day.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

That mac and cheese looks decent, if homemade. Usually the package stuff looks thinner than that at least.

I suspect the chicken is frozen, but it’s a nice breading. Though my family never mastered the art of frying things, so I cannot say.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 1 points 44 minutes ago

Usually the package stuff looks thinner

That's why I go for the shell variant instead. The cheese seems to stick better too.

[–] NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Twitter ~~people~~ being twitter ~~people~~

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Don't call twitter users people.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 33 minutes ago

he put it on a plate instead of just eating the mac & cheese out of the pot, and the nuggs off the oven tray.

he's a KEEPER!!!!