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[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 15 points 52 minutes ago

He put pepper on the macaroni, he truly went all-out

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 51 minutes ago

I mean, if it was hand battered and fried and the mac wasn't kraft but actually put together, then it's a pretty nice meal. Add some vegetables.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 9 points 59 minutes ago
[–] switcheroo@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago

And he didn't burn down his house???

Idk dude sounds like a keeper to me. Tried his best, no paper plates, cooked well, house still intact and I assume his digits aren't cooked as well. Nice!

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 60 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (3 children)

If the cheese and meat is good, then this is a really nice dinner. Add a simple salad to that and its perfect.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 38 points 2 hours ago (5 children)
[–] flilare@piefed.zip 25 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Gotta be Mountain Dew, it's green.

[–] lath@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Just Dew it!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I usually do the coke after eating so I don't spoil my appetite.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

takes notes

[–] brap@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

What, like cola? Or cocaine?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Little bit of column A, little bit of column B

[–] brap@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Can I come to yours for dinner?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

You need to find some in your Halloween candy like everyone else :P

[–] brap@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] CMDR_Horn@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Either way, please reuse the straw

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Fun fact: consuming coca leaves (from which cocaine is made) is legal in some Latin American countries. It helps with nausea.

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 1 points 53 minutes ago (1 children)

Is the natural concentration pretty high? This made me think of poppy seeds

[–] Augustiner@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Not really, you gotta chew a lot or drink a lot of tea to feel anything and then it’s more like drinking a few cups of coffee

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

We don’t have Coke, is Pepsi okay?

[–] Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

No. I'll take a water.

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Mountain Dew at least so it's green. Go all the way!

Ranch dressing for the chicken nugs is the salad.

[–] TheMuffinMan@piefed.world 27 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Aside from the lack of veggies, I fail to see the issue here.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 12 points 1 hour ago

All the veggies are contaminated now. This is health food.

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 6 points 44 minutes ago (1 children)
[–] TVA@thebrainbin.org 3 points 38 minutes ago

He's not wrong, doesn't make it any less delicious!

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 0 points 16 minutes ago

There’s a lot of unnecessary animal consumption here stemming (probably) from abusive practices.

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 1 points 14 minutes ago

First time I ate over at my husband's, he gave me an entire rib eye and nothing else. This is when I learned about boy dinner.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 20 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That breaded fried... meat? chimken? something?- looks fantastic actually, that came out really good. This plate should be really tasty! I would personally at minimum add some mud/swamp native veggies like probably some yellow/white onion finely chopped slowly glazed? I get all my veggies from dinner and sadly, this plate will not supply me with my 200g minimum.

[–] marighost@piefed.social 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Agreed. This plate looks great but it could use some roasted broccoli or sprouts, or sauteed green beans or something. Eat your greens!

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Best we can do is corn. Super healthy corn.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 6 points 1 hour ago

he put it on a plate instead of just eating the mac & cheese out of the pot, and the nuggs off the oven tray.

he's a KEEPER!!!!

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 points 32 minutes ago

That's an AI image

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 hours ago

Damn, if you don't want it, send it my way. Mac n cheese is my ultimate comfort food.

[–] eurodyne@piefed.world 15 points 2 hours ago

So, how many years have you been married to your husband?

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Chicken tenders and mac and cheese will always hit.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 5 points 1 hour ago

S-tier dinner any day.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This looks fucking delicious

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 2 points 1 hour ago

Fo sho. Would eat.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

That mac and cheese looks decent, if homemade. Usually the package stuff looks thinner than that at least.

I suspect the chicken is frozen, but it’s a nice breading. Though my family never mastered the art of frying things, so I cannot say.

[–] scytale@piefed.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

Usually the package stuff looks thinner

That's why I go for the shell variant instead. The cheese seems to stick better too.

[–] NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Twitter ~~people~~ being twitter ~~people~~

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Don't call twitter users people.

[–] NathanRanch@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 hours ago

Does it come with grape soda