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President Trump calls on New Mexico to change its name to ‘New America’ (edition.cnn.com)

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[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

wait, officially? i thought that was a satire out of the Albuquerque Observer

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

new epstein phelia.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

Took him long enough

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Does... does he realize New Mexico is already in the US and isn't part of Mexico?

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[–] greedytacothief@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago

Next he's going to rename Mexican food to American food. smh my head

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

vreaking: President Donald Trump will now be known as "President Donamerica America"

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[–] Kintarian@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

I’m starting my own state: Fucktrump

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Only if it can be officially New And Improved America.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 4 points 1 week ago

Now with more America per America

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

At least be a bit more creative, jfc

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 4 points 1 week ago

Thanks, no.

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't that where his zorro ranch is?

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[–] selokichtli@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 week ago

Yes, please do it. From Mexico we are gonna try to stop calling this continent America. Maybe Abya Yala fits just right.

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