Postillon readers know it earlier: https://www.der-postillon.com/2026/10/trump-umbenennungen.html
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South Park is a weak shadow compared to Donald Trumps America.
Or, as Mitch McConnell would say, "Amermama"
He's had a stroke
Make every state add "of America" to its' name and be done with it. Then we can move on to renaming every county, city, town, suburb, village, and burg.
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I vote "New Murrica"
USA's patriots are from New-Englang btw.
Would this be better if this got renamed to "New Mexico calls on Trump to change his name to 'Epstein Traitor' | CNN Politics"?
South Park renamed itself to South America
I hope no one tells him about the states collectively known as New England.
Well that's not how names work. It's "New Mexico" because it's not Mexico of old, now is it, you dimwit, you absolute buffoon. If they had to change their name to anything "America"-related, they'd have to go with "Another Goddamn US State, Name Pending".
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NUSA next.
Whilst he's at it, changing Burger King to Burger Queen is also in need of consideration.
I hope New Mexico tells him to stfu.