He should focus on merging human decency into his personality.
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Musks old tricks aren’t working like they used to and the walls are closing in on him for Tesla.
The latest Roadster demo is a sign that he’s relying more and more on theatrics to sell cars. Ten years ago you could kind of buy that he would have full autonomous driving at some point. Other car companies are far more advanced than him and the Chinese’s are eating his lunch on electric vehicles and beating him in every market but the US.
He pivoted Tesla to robotics and self driving taxis but other companies are ahead of him there as well and he knows it.
He doesn’t have any tech to set Tesla apart and justify its grossly overpriced stock.
He wants to roll it under Space X to ride the only two advantages he has left Starlink and Rockets.
He knows the US government under any administration won’t let either of those two go belly up and wants to link them with his other failed or failing companies.
Probably also wants to merge it with Tesla to somehow trial space shuttle tech. I'm not sure how it relates but I think I read that somewhere before and it had real examples of how Tesla helped space x
He has total control of SpaceX - he made it so "investors" have no ability to override any of his decisions.
He doesn't have full control over Tesla, because he's not a majority shareholder, and the board can vote him out.
He wants SpaceX to buy Tesla so he can have 100% control over all of it. I would place a pretty substantial bet that he buys Tesla with the same "non-voting" SpaceX shares that he sold to retail investors during the IPO.
Shell game is running out of moves
If they are all one company how will he buy his own vehicles with his other company to inflate numbers?
He'll spin off another company and then merge it back in after a few years. Rinse and repeat to hide how bad the financials are/evade taxes/commit fraud
SpaceX has been largely successful, despite Musk, because of Gwynne Shotwell. So Musk shoved X (which he led directly and was falling) into xAI (which was basically failing because it's bad AI) and then shoved that into SpaceX.
That didn't fail, but Tesla (which Musk leads directly) is now failing, too. So hey, let's do what worked before.
Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't dumped The Boring Company on her yet.
Once read that SpaceX was so successful because they had specific strategies to distract Musk and keep his hands of the real operational stuff.
If he merges everything, it makes me wonder if he wants to get more involved and ruin the company completely.
Tesla and/or SpaceX/Grox are probably looking like Wile e. Coyote four strides past the cliff edge. Keep slamming companies together to hide the loss to earnings and make the stock value go up. Got to keep the trillionaire status and make sure he can leave someone else holding the bag.
How can you be in talks to merge with yourself?
(I’m referring to Elon not the company. I know they have their own president and board)
He'd probably have to abstain due to conflict of interest?
The main product of SpaceX is corruption, they also have a side-business in rocketry.
Tesla is a publicity stunt company that occasionally sells cars. It seems natural to merge the two.
See this is exactly why it was such a bitch to get the legal rights to use that name in the branding. Teslas family did not want to be associated with this shit and knew goddamn well that people who would market that name would use be exactly like this.
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Let me guess, a merger helps Musk hit profitability targets that adds another few hundred billion to his total compensation, while increasing his control?
And decreasing the usefulness of each input company
Wrong, $1 trillion pay package.
Sorry, I keep forgetting - the right process is, imagine the worst possible pay package that Musk could realistically get, and then add a zero.
No, it's literally so he can say he is the founder once and for all.
Fuck. He's doing the hand thing. That's bad for everyone.
Not as bad as his other hand thing, but yeah, pretty bad.
He just wants to keep rolling the dice on his poor decisions until it pays off. I guess absorbing Tesla into the one "successful" IPO will hide the losses and leave the investors holding the bag.
All will become X. Like a butthole.
A butthole full of shit.
From X to *. Like a puckered asshole. How long until it's named AsterX?
The outlook of Tesla isn't great, so it is a perfect fit for SpaceX+xAI. All the brand new models are burning trash heaps, there are two cash cow models increasingly aging, even with the face lifts. It makes sense to consolidate everything into one big grift conglomerate.
Also, other companies are catching up in EVs and there will be a lot more competition.
Ketamine + Nazi != shareholder value
GROK! Solve this in a way that makes me lex Luther, not a parody of him. Make no mistakes.
Grok uses Claude, isn't even using it's own model. They gave up on that, because any competent staff they hire, leaves. Elon will go into history as the greatest incinerator of economic structure ever. The Epstein-class will forever regret letting him join. And Epstein knew...how crazy is that?
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I'm assuming the larger bottle next to him is the ketamine, what's in the smaller one?
More ketamine
Oh, because they're worthless on their own? Noooo, that can't be
What happens when he runs out if companies to merge and the whole house of cards comes down?
He buys someone else’s good idea, promotes it as his idea, sues to say it’s his idea, the media buys that it’s his idea and touts him as a genius again, and he goes public with that company and merges them all once again
buys someone else’s good idea
You only forgot to mention the part where he does this not with cash, but with his shares in his failing companies as collateral.
Time is a flat circle.
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I believe American taxpayers should prepare to bail out the resulting company. Soon. With mountains of money.
That's the price you have to pay to never own a flying car
I think it is actually the price to pay to finance institutional fascism
He lives only because you allow it
I can't wait to see what Elon can do for Tesla with the extra budget from rolling it into SpaceX.
Imagine how many amazing new promises and forecasts can be made and broken.
Ultimately you'll be able to summon your car anywhere … your car can get to you. I think that within two years, you'll be able to summon your car from across the country. It will meet you wherever your phone is … and it will just automatically charge itself along the entire journey."
He said that shit in January 2016 😄
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I predicted this when they had all their cars flying and shit. Its an advertisment for spacex while distracting from the car that theyre half a decade late to releasing.
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Ooooh this should be a fun implosion.
Let me put this in spacex talk…
Image a white drawf star….
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