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My Private Key (lemmy.zip)
submitted 2 hours ago by night_petal@lemmy.zip to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 2 points 46 minutes ago 
int getRandomNumber()
{
    return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
              // guaranteed to be random.
}
[–] night_petal@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Oh look. cm0002 attempted to steal this within seconds because I posted here. It's sad, really.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Sounds like you need a better private key.

[–] night_petal@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Nonsense. Mine is 09, much better than 4.

[–] davel@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 hour ago

Amazing, that’s the same private key I have on my luggage!

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ah shit, who leaked my private key?

[–] thisfro@slrpnk.net 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, this is my private key!

[–] night_petal@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 hours ago

Joke's on you, mine is 5.