Programmer Humor

C: You build a horse. Well, it's not really a horse, but it can do almost all the essential horse-things. It's incredibly fast and compact. Your horse is named "Blue\0\0\0\0\0T~31wsXEi]DiMGW8mh^3". Oh, and now someone else owns it.

you could say that it aged well

Is it a dig against C# only being good when using it from F#, i.e. OCaml for .Net or am I overthinking this?

In Horse64:

import horses from horses.horse64.org

func main {
    var my_horse = horses.Horse(color="brown")
}

And in Horse64 Root:

import horses from horses.horse64.org

func main -> bool {
    var my_horse <- horses.Horse
    my_horse.init("brown")
    if failed(my_horse.init) {
        return no
    }

    defer my_horse.destroy()

    my_horse.run()
    if failed(my_horse.run) {
        my_horse.stop()
        return no
    }

    my_horse.stop()
    if failed(my_horse.stop) {
        return no
    }

    my_horse.eat("hay")
    if failed(my_horse.eat) {
        return no
    }

    return yes
}

And here I am glad that I try to avoid phpMyAdmin too, whenever possible.

ruby: you built a horse that builds a horse to build your horse. your barn is too small. it crashes. everyone is dead.

As a non-programmer, TIL Java and JavaScript are two different languages.