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[–] DontHurtMe23@lemmy.zip 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Mine is "Pretty Fly for a WiFi"

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Gunter glieben glauchen globen

[–] nshibj@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Rock of ages!

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago
[–] delikt@lemmy.zip 1 points 6 days ago

Mine too 😅

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 6 days ago

Mine's "No More Mister WiFi"

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago

Mine is my neighbor's phone number

[–] monad@anarchist.nexus 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

In case you ever wish to learning something from the meme .. Instead of just for laughts

https://xyber.substack.com/p/how-to-optout-nomap-your-wifi-locations-for-privacy

PS: Wired is always best or preferred.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I finally bought a new battery monitor because my original one was hacked because I was lazy during setup and didn't change the original default password, so someone else decided to fuck with it via nearby Bluetooth one day, and they changed my password, so I haven't had control of my own battery monitor tor 5 years but that's about to change as soon as Amazon delivers my new battery monitor, which just made me lucid: Amazon? I bought that thing off Amazon?? When it arrives I better make extra sure it's new & not already hacked too. I need a NEW one I can have full control of the password and change it. That's all I want.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Have you read the manual? There must be a way of factory resetting it.

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 5 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You seem wise. I'm just over here struggling through every little detail of life, takes me 5 years to figure out every little thing, while anyone else could've conquered it in 30 seconds. 🤦🏼‍♀️

“ not” is correct. Should be a way to factory reset your monitor. Usually a long press of the reset button for a certain number of seconds or a power off/on while holding the reset. A look online for the manual for your device will show you how if it’s possible.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't say I'm wise, I have just read a lot of manuals.

[–] modus@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What was your favorite one and who was the author?

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

Oh, there are so many good ones. I'll have to think about it for a while.

[–] jason@discuss.online 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Reminds me of the time i renamed someone's network from "estrogen" to "testosterone." Tech savvy enough to login and change the name, but they left the default login open.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Emptiness@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

"Ye Olde Internet"

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

My mobile hotspot is Hühnerdieb.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I am an intellectual so it's thinking... Now

[–] TrippyHippy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

"Fuck Trump"

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Mine is, "It burns when IP."

[–] VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I have "Sir IP alot" and for 5g I use "Sir IP alot faster"

[–] Neverclear@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 days ago

Sir IPs alot

[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

I called mine Шахед Дрон

[–] finalarbiter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago

My last phone's hotspot was set to "It_Hz_When_IP"

[–] MsPenguinette@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

Mine is "Connecting..." And same with my TV for airply/casting

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] ChaosPilot@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

mine is NETWORK UNAVAILABLE

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

...but the capital "I" in unavailable is actually a lower case "L", just to be difficult

[–] ChaosPilot@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago

why didn't i think of that? I'm a difficult person...

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Better than finding out when your internet comes through upside down

(does upside down net still work?)

[–] modus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

This guy? I remember that guy but I don't know if it still works. But look at those old skool sites.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago

That's the one!

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Australia? They have net too, i think.

[–] Tja@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

Will ssl everywhere? Doubt it.