I can only hope that the dogs revolt, and a pack of German Shepherd clones tear all these cunts to pieces. After that, we can all have ourselves a sweet little woofer and give them the forever homes they deserve.
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How is this legal? This should be challenged legally the second there's a paper trail. This is some seriously unethical shit.
He needs to genetically engineer that rat off his face.
Now it won't be just the reservations where wild packs of dogs kill you. It'll be everywhere. We need to train the feral pigs before it's too late! /s
So many layers to unpack. I hate this so much.
People I honestly wish ill upon, right here.
Looking forward to all the dog people who shouldn't have dogs buying these war dogs when they become the new fad 🙄
This is going to suuuuucuck.
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That sci-fi story has been done a few times. My favorite was The Dogs of War by Adrian Tchaikovsky.
I think I read about this project on a terminal in Fallout. Doesn't end well
Unless he's figured out how to extend the healthy life of my pup 80 years. I don't care.
They have tried using dogs for war. Didn't end well...
