If you’re not using a bidet, you’re a filthy piece of walking poop. ;)
this post was submitted on 25 Oct 2026
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But if my butt is always clean what will I do in the shower?
Masturbate, like normal folk. Ffs.
Hell yeah. Its drain cloggin' time!
You let it go to waste down the drain?
-sigh-
Well... what do you do with it?
Save money on breakfast
Huh. A literal shitpost. Curious.
I would love to live in a country were all issue shave been solved and people focus on things like bidets.
Does anyone know how many acres of forests are getting cut down just so we can wipe our dirty asses? Feels like it could be one of those environmental problems thatgets underreported
That a bad thing, though? Assuming the trees are re-planted, this should be carbon-reducing overall.
I only use tp made from old-growth rainforest woods.
Ig, I mean I think that using paper tissues is generally an ineffective way to clean our asses
Bigger older trees take in and store more carbon than smaller younger trees, so yes it’s a bad thing.
Slow news day.
I was about to downvote until I saw which community it was. Fuck the NYT
Years ago we tried to install a bidet upgrade kit in our apartment. Unfortunately the water line to the toilet is corroded in place and can't be disconnected without having maintenance shut off the water supply to the entire apartment and replacing the valve and line, all the threaded parts...
We ended up just returning the bidet for a refund. :(
Whats next, wiping your ass with your goddamn hands? Wake the fuck up people, this is sharia law in action!!