Moist owlette π¦
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Keep both. You can stuff the leftovers in the Buffalo, ranch, bleu cheese, or BBQ flavored condom and take it to go.
You can have more than one thing in your wallet...
opens wallet
MΓTH
I just have a moth sometimes, but it flies out when I open my wallet to make sure there's no money in it.
Hawthorne or Red Dragon?
π΅
got a pocket full of Hawthornes,
p-p-p-pocket full of Hawthornes.
Condoms could arguably also be used for holding chicken wings
The lube on the average condom tastes terrible.
Glad I have mango habanero flavored condoms then!
Chicken ribs, something in that area, gotta be a joke there
I think it has more to do with the consequences of being unprepared than the odds of it happening at all.
Yeah, licking your fingers instead of using a condom is wellβ¦ honestly Iβve never tried it. Probably doesnβt prevent pregnancy though. Likely not STIs either.
How often do chicken wings appear where there isn't a bathroom where you can go and wash your hands?
Given my medication situation, I'd rather have the wings anyway.
Based
A moist towelette can be useful after sex. Win win.
I'm vaccinated/drug-protected against the most dangerous STI's and have a vasectomy. I'm probably not getting laid very often at all but I'm not really worried when I do and I lack a condom.
And I don't like wings.
I carry neither.
Not even shit post. This is just me on an average Friday night.
I feel heavily identified.
And depressed.
And enlightened.
Well, you can't lick a venereal disease off your dick...
Don't tell me what I can't do, you're not my Mom