My old roommate used to call coffee and a cigarette "a pilot's breakfast."
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Tea motherfucks, do you drink it?
can I smoke it?
Real Men^TM^ smoke their tea.
Where the whisk(e)y at?
In the coffee, duh
Not with my Whisk(e)y you don't.
And maybe a pipe later.
I'd argue the coffee is better for you vs the monster but don't smoke.
No need to argue. Caffeine is only bad for your health if you take insane amounts of it, and coffee itself has actual benefits, something you could literally never state about energy drinks. As for smoking vs. vaping, dunno.
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And vaping is barely better than traditional cigs despite what people want to believe. They’re both horrible in different ways.
Don't get me wrong. Vaping is a highly underregulated market, and only god knows what the flavoring and coloring additives might do to your health. Even the health impacts of liquid base are not fully understood. BUT people who say vapes are just as bad as cigarettes, don't fully comprehend the damages done by repeatedly inhaling actual smoke.
This right here. Vaping needs way more regulation, but come on, the physics here are quite straightforward.
Vaping and coffee are both less likely to kill you than their alternatives
Seems like it's not about traditional vs modern
Yep, that's why vapes so heavily promoted. Who cares if you get lead poisoning and are stupid if you die later and can work longer.
Vapes have lead? I thought they were concerned about the aerosolized polyethylene glycol.
Energy cigs (they are regular cigs with a lil bit of ice sprinkled in)
Remove the cigs and it's actually a good upgrade, coffee does not cause much issues unless you drink 3 glasses a day
Whew, I have at least 4 coffees, so I skipped the danger zone
Phew
Yeah change shit to piss.
How about... None of those and touch the grass idk?
If you’re gonna make me get up too early to go to a place I don’t want to be and deal with people I hate I’m gonna need drugs to keep from causing a scene.
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