If I had enough hair to do that, I wouldn't need a hat.
this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2026
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The teacher making you take your hat off
This is like a $300 styling.
They all cost $300, might as well get a free hat
In China probably more like 300¥/$40
In ppp dollars its the same
I think You missed a couple of steps between 2 and 3.
Yes they conveniently omitted the Photoshop & ai steps.
Draw the rest of the fucking hat.
Imagine growing your hair your whole life for this moment
For me that would be about 2-3 years from bald
I am also 2-3 years from bald.
Hate getting hat hair.
I always wonder how bad these hairstyles are to comb back out later.. as someone with very long hair, I still probably can’t imagine.
I think at this point all you can do is cut it off and accept your new life as a person who wears a hat made of their own hair.
So it's the same type of haircut as Jotaro Kujo....
It's all fun and games til the philosophy professor gets the knives and starts yapping about fate and what is heaven
Now I am sold. Get me the same shit she is having.