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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 76 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That’s right, it goes in the square hole.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 17 points 1 day ago

ah penetration testing

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

This is making me cry

[–] Anchorxiety@reddthat.com 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 8 points 1 day ago

It's blow-in-the-dark

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I need to get off the internet.

[–] whom_corvids_inform@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

wow, vampire-teeth-gloryhole-pumpkin was NOT on my halloween bingo card

though it does check out as "horror" so there's that

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 22 points 1 day ago

The vampire fangs thtay on.

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

There should be a little bit around the eyes too.

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, no...I think you nailed it. That is genuinely terrifying.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago

So scary your neighbors will avoid you year round.

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 9 points 1 day ago

Poor pumpkin! That’s NOT what he signed up for!

[–] raman_klogius@ani.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone -3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Possibly, I didn't generate it myself. A quick check says 74% confidence it's AI.

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've kinda taken a stance that if a picture doesn't have a signature it prolly is ai slop

[–] onnekas@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

Or some asshole cropped the signature before reposting. But yeah it's more likely just slop.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

How did they clean the pumpkin out???

[–] decolo@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

technically possible via the visible holes, maybe they removed a section from the back and then reattached it for the picture, but it's kinda fishy......

[–] RustyLog@fedinsfw.app 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, just repeatedly insert a cylinder into the mouth hole and the gunk will be expelled through the eye holes. 🎃

[–] decolo@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a terrifying comment to receive in a notification without context.

[–] RustyLog@fedinsfw.app 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] decolo@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

I thought it was funny, no worries 😅

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 1 points 1 day ago

I've heard going in through the bottom is quite popular now.

[–] mystrawberrymind@piefed.ca 3 points 1 day ago

I laughed out loud and seem like such a fuckin weirdo right now🤣

[–] lenocolomo@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

He need some milk!

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 day ago

Lollll the memeee