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[–] SlothMama@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

That poor pillow

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Because they believe everything they see online?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Oh I'm sure there are people out there that do it. I mean, sink pissers in an actual thing. And these people vote too.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 days ago

That’s it right there. These are grown humans who, in some form or another, shape society. Even in the smallest measure.

And they play with their urine.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

What's wrong with sink pissing? That's how men are supposed to do it. Mere comfortable than aiming down, less splatter and You flush while washing your hands.

[–] loaf@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Ask a plumber that, and they’ll go off on you lol

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Am plumber, don’t piss in your sink. If I remove your P-trap and it’s filled with urine crystals then I’m going to use it to bludgeon your skull into pulp.

[–] mrunicornman@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah? Why's it called the P-trap if it's not supposed to have pee in it, hmmm?

It’s because of the shape!

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Someone should start posting fake advice about using shit this way. I'm sure it will spread like the onion juice thing and in 10 years we'll see 'Hello my poop angels' posts.

[–] rounding_error@lemmy.today 11 points 3 days ago

There is no amount of great smelling hair product that is going to mask that.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Well... that was an upsetting read.... good job

[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 days ago

The only feedback I can think of is...you shouldn't put urine in your hair. Time waits for no one so quit worrying and enjoy the ride.

[–] genuineparts@infosec.pub 4 points 3 days ago

The real tragedy is that Pissheads was so close...

[–] 58008@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Timotei exists...

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