Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.
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Girls who complain about this or laugh at it aren’t admitting they do it with their boobs when there’s no dudes around. Ask a trusted woman in your life.
My wife pulls the "under-over" when she's not wearing a bra.
Forearm under one boob, hand (holding phone) on top of the other. Sometimes I'm jealous of her little shelf...
Woman here: nope. But I do sometimes put a hand down my pants like this.
Well I don’t trust you, so
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As a lesbian I find this oddly ....satisfying to look at.
As a man of culture... I concur.
Nice 😏
Women do it too it's just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.
Gwyneth...??
Some women have a penis and also do it, it’s just socially acceptable because everyone likes girlcock
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Built in stress toy
fidget spinner
Man here: there's a reason. There is a reason.
Two actually!
Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.
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If you have to ask that question, you ain't got one. And if you don't know why I'm sitting exactly like that right now, you ain't never gonna understand.
Yeah that "no reason" is a pretty serious misunderstanding.
Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That's a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.
Nobody's going to ask for the sauce?
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I had sciatica that seems to be progressing into cauda equina...basically now my buttocks, perineum, inner thigh, cock, asshole, and balls are all numb.
So yeah, I am checking to make sure it's still there.
And also farts feel fucking weird.
Ahhhh.. im presuming you're aware that's generally classified a medical emergency
Yeah.
My Ortho doesn't seem to think so or maybe I'd get a fucking phone call back instead of me having to call his office twice a goddamn day and play phone tag with his receptionist.
I called on Wednesday. He ordered an MRI ~~yesterday~~ that day and now it's caught in hospital red tape.
Had I gone into the ER I'd have some answers and a huge bill by now.
I'm half guessing I'll get a call on Monday saying I should've gone to the ER on Wednesday, but that's why I fucking called in the first place.
Edit: I called my ortho's office/on-call and got through to him...he agrees that it's worrisome but likely not an emergency unless also met with incontinence. He is rushing my MRI order and getting me started on a steroid.
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I've heard a story about someone who lost his penis. Its worth double checking its its still there from time to time
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Its like adding a liquid cooling block to your gpu.
The stock fans are aight but sometimes run hot (summer specifically), but getting a grip on things gives better heat transfer. Probably evolutionary as it alleviates poor SPS.
I can't speak for people suffering from genital mutilation, but a flaccid penis with a foreskin is like a little stress relief fidget toy. You can squish it around a little, even through clothing. This does not feel sexual at all if you're not already aroused. I've seen threads online where women claim they do the equivalent in private by idly squeezing their own breasts.
I’ll pipe in for those of us without foreskin, still effective at relieving stress and creating comfort
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Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.
couldn't explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm
Duh it's a hand warmer. Men are just to stubborn to admit when they are cold.
UberEats guy delivered some food yesterday. Walked up the driveway, bag in one hand, the other one scratching his nethers. Not a good look.
There's three reasons actually, they're needy little fuckers. It probably would be less of an issue if someone invented a comfy testicle brassiere.
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