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[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 108 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As a lesbian I find this oddly ....satisfying to look at.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 57 points 6 days ago (1 children)

As a man of culture... I concur.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 63 points 6 days ago (2 children)

As a human being with eyeballs, I agree as well.

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 122 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.

[–] BooBees@fedinsfw.app 26 points 6 days ago (7 children)

Girls who complain about this or laugh at it aren’t admitting they do it with their boobs when there’s no dudes around. Ask a trusted woman in your life.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 24 points 6 days ago

My wife pulls the "under-over" when she's not wearing a bra.

Forearm under one boob, hand (holding phone) on top of the other. Sometimes I'm jealous of her little shelf...

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[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 130 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

I don't know how else to describe it other than that it's just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 34 points 6 days ago (10 children)

But didn't that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.

[–] draconik@infosec.pub 126 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 75 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Me, it just seems like it would, I dunno.

[–] zout@fedia.io 40 points 6 days ago

It's rather the opposite, the shrinking makes for less small accidents because the junk gets less trapped or dangling in the way.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 21 points 6 days ago (6 children)

It feels like your nipples getting soft

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 36 points 6 days ago (9 children)

Shrinkage doesn't hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.

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[–] hayvan@piefed.world 22 points 6 days ago

Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Being locally cold doesn't make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It's a response to your core body temp primarily.

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[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 95 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Aww ☹️

Somebody will move it for you some day!

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If my wife started trying to make sure my dick could breath and my balls werent sticking to my thigh... 🤨 stop.

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[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 80 points 6 days ago (16 children)

Women do it too it's just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 55 points 6 days ago

Gwyneth...??

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 82 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Emotional support weenis. 😌

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 32 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 5 days ago

fidget spinner

[–] SarahValentine@pawb.social 63 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] troybot@piefed.social 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

*Audience goes absolutely fucking batshit crazy screaming and hollering

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[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Man here: there's a reason. There is a reason.

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[–] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Sometimes you gotta adjust. Only women with big roasties will understand.

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[–] Bluewing@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you have to ask that question, you ain't got one. And if you don't know why I'm sitting exactly like that right now, you ain't never gonna understand.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yeah that "no reason" is a pretty serious misunderstanding.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 19 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Tape your buttcheeks together for a couple hours. That's a decent approximation of the nutsack environment.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 38 points 6 days ago (2 children)

What's wring with wearing a choker??

[–] socsa@piefed.social 28 points 6 days ago (5 children)

Nobody's going to ask for the sauce?

[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 29 points 6 days ago (1 children)

VERY NSFW ONLYFANS LINK you have outed me as one who looks at naked women on the internet, here ya go: https://onlyfans.com/zoealoneathomeofficial/c27

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 11 points 5 days ago (4 children)

I had sciatica that seems to be progressing into cauda equina...basically now my buttocks, perineum, inner thigh, cock, asshole, and balls are all numb.

So yeah, I am checking to make sure it's still there.

And also farts feel fucking weird.

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[–] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 15 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I've heard a story about someone who lost his penis. Its worth double checking its its still there from time to time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp392Nk_2vw

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[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago

Its like adding a liquid cooling block to your gpu.

The stock fans are aight but sometimes run hot (summer specifically), but getting a grip on things gives better heat transfer. Probably evolutionary as it alleviates poor SPS.

[–] DonkeyStar@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago

Those pants look like they’d be super comfy for exactly one wash.

[–] bus_factor@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (6 children)

I can't speak for people suffering from genital mutilation, but a flaccid penis with a foreskin is like a little stress relief fidget toy. You can squish it around a little, even through clothing. This does not feel sexual at all if you're not already aroused. I've seen threads online where women claim they do the equivalent in private by idly squeezing their own breasts.

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[–] EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social 22 points 6 days ago

couldn't explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm

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