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[–] Thatuserguy@lemmy.world 130 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I don't know how else to describe it other than that it's just warm and comfy. I found myself doing that a lot when my hands were cold in the winter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

But didn't that make your dick cold/shrink? Does the shrinking hurt? It seems like it would.

[–] draconik@infosec.pub 126 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] vic_rattlehead@lemmy.world 75 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Shrinking does not hurt, what gave you that idea?

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 21 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Me, it just seems like it would, I dunno.

[–] zout@fedia.io 40 points 1 week ago

It's rather the opposite, the shrinking makes for less small accidents because the junk gets less trapped or dangling in the way.

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It feels like your nipples getting soft

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Oh, ok, well that sounds fine... But they get hard when they're cold. Thinking about it, it's kinda odd you don't get hard when you're cold too. (Or maybe you do, but I meant all guys.)

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[–] MBech@feddit.dk 36 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Shrinkage doesn't hurt at all, unless you start pulling on the ballsack skin to stretch it again. That can hurt a little.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Why would you do that‽ 😬😂

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 55 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Sometime for fun, sometimes for profit, but most of the time it's boredom.

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[–] hayvan@piefed.world 22 points 1 week ago

Too much heat inside pants, not enough heat in hands. Cup the balls and everyone is happy.

[–] TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Being locally cold doesn't make it shrink that much, being globally cold does. It's a response to your core body temp primarily.

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[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If it shrinking hurt, I and many other women like me would be in trouble lmao

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[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 122 points 1 week ago (9 children)

Had my hand down my pants as I scrolled to see this. Fuck.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

😂😂🤣

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[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 95 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Gotta give it some breathing room and move it around. No one else does it for me :(

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 31 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Aww ☹️

Somebody will move it for you some day!

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 82 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Emotional support weenis. 😌

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 80 points 1 week ago (16 children)

Women do it too it's just socially acceptable because everyone likes pussy goop.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

For me, it's like a quick in and out (no double entendre intended) vs a prolonged stay.

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[–] SarahValentine@pawb.social 63 points 1 week ago (5 children)
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[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 38 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's wring with wearing a choker??

[–] EmptyAsparagus@piefed.social 22 points 1 week ago

couldn't explain to you why its so comforting. I guess its just something for your hand to do? like putting it in a pocket is more comfortable then having it out, bc its warm

[–] Hudell@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Nearly four decades on this world and I've met maybe a handful of men who do that.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

I can't prove it, but it seems like they all do it when they're comfortable in their environment... Eventually.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I do it but I think it's just another way of stimming

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stimming

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[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

There's three reasons actually, they're needy little fuckers. It probably would be less of an issue if someone invented a comfy testicle brassiere.

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