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[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Reverse lookup picture . It's fake

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 points 19 hours ago

It doesn't matter actually. Garbage news shouldn't be taken seriously

[–] CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 1 points 1 day ago

It's kind of incredible how credulous people are.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 82 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Some die of thirst while others drown.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 71 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I can fix her…but is she really even broken?

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dont cheat on her and you won't find out.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

What if I want some hot sauce in my asshole?

[–] SirMaple__@lemmy.ca 16 points 2 days ago
[–] DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world 54 points 2 days ago

Sounds like a pain in the ass

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Joke's on her, he had taco bell the day before.

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 1 points 19 hours ago

Fire sauce is entry level.

[–] Up_dog@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Her picture is.. they’re quite generous..

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] Lucky_777@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Big tits can only get you past so much crazy

Dude, gotta be some crazy going on here. Normal people don’t do hot sauce enemas to other people.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This was a weird episode of Hot Ones.

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[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago

What's there to fix? She's already perfect.

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 37 points 2 days ago

This might not be real, but that look of no regrets on her face certainly is.

[–] AdamBomb@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tapatío isn’t even hot. Not even a little.

[–] twilightwolf90@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

I'm not familiar with the sauce, but I imagine that having vinegar + anal fissures will still hurt like a bitch.

I am familiar with anal fissures... Kill me.

You're the husband, aren't you?

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Feels like slop and there's no associated news story

[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (3 children)

While I agree that this is likely not tied to specific real events, this is !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world, and that sorta low effort content is accepted here.

I think this is a 'shop rather than AI - but I could be wrong (and you said slop, not necessarily AI slop). It strikes me as dumb because if I were the wife doing this, I'd grab something with more kick than Tapatio.

Heck, I bet I could find some kinksters that do this sorta thing for fun. (But remember kids, consent is key!)

[–] FilthyHands@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

“Sure, Vietnam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.”

  • Jimbo
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[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago

Someone prepped for the photo before the crime

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Not my kink… well, not not my kink…

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

Suddenly my kink.

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[–] Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club 20 points 2 days ago

I have to pay extra for that ... :(

[–] _cnt0@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

I need to see the tits that were cheated with to make a fair judgement call on the (in-/) sanity of all parties involved.

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Tapatío is basically ketchup level heat. I would have sprung for the scorpion pepper sauce. (Yes, I know it gets hotter, but scorpions have that unique sting.)

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Cool. Put some in your rectum.

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[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 5 points 2 days ago

Pure capsaicin crystals. 16,000,000 Scoville units

image

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blair%27s_Sauces_and_Snacks

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Would it hurt any more than it usually does after eating it normally? 🤔

[–] adj@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I'm really more of a Valentina enema person.

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[–] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

They looked at me first

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

That man made… a few choices. At least one of them was understandable.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago
[–] melsaskca@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 days ago

Strangely enough...it brought them back together. /s

[–] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

This isn't a shitpost, it's a spicypost

[–] JelleWho@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Congratulations on being able to do this? I can't image how this would be possible without him noticing

[–] Tehhund@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe he's a heavy drinker and a heavy sleeper.

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[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

She took the expression, "spice things up in the bedroom" literally.

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