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Give that woman a damehood.

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[–] stumu415@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Klootzak, hondelul are some of the Dutch synonyms.

[–] PurplebeanZ@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Am I missing something here? From reading that article it sounds like you can just shove your fingers up anyone in New York and it won't be classed as rape because you just used your fingers and not your dick?

*Edit - this article https://www.cbsnews.com/news/trump-e-jean-carroll-judge-defamation-lawsuit/

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

that's correct, pretty sure ny is not the only place where it works like that

[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Kinderschänder in German

[–] Iusedtobeanalien@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Cunt is contextual which I'm not sure is immediately obvious to Americans, but yes he is a cunt

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's a lot more versatile outside of the states. My goal as an immigrant in the UK is to be referred to by a Brit as "a good cunt".

[–] lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Oh, sorry. Chancellor Hitler.

[–] stefenauris@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Thanks to Randy rainbow I'll always call him Donald Jessica Trump

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I don't have a sewing circle. What do I call him at my rifle club?

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[–] Ioughttamow@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Claim to respect trump, but drop his highest title of “First Pedophile”, smh

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

That title is unbefitting his position. The technical title is Pedophile in Chief

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

Respect is earned, not deserved. When he starts fulfilling the duties of the office, he'll get the title.

[–] Johanno@feddit.org 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Orange ape.

The idiot over the ocean.

That tariff maniac.

He has many names. And whatever shit you can think of, people immediately know who you are talking about.

[–] Corn@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 days ago

Yall kinda suck at coming up with pejorative names. "Epstein's best friend", "The peace president who invaded Iran", "The guy who's afraid of windmills". It's important to convey more than "I don't like this guy".

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

My reply intent was to insult Trump. I bow down to those who beat me to it, knowing that I could not match their precision

[–] SnerkRabbledauber@lemmy.today 4 points 2 days ago

I have a wide variety of names I use to refer to this particular felon/rapist/traitor. "Cunt" is one among many.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

We call him cunt in the USA too.

Trump is a slur by itself.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Don't they call most things "cunt"?

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Absolutely, but this articulation was expertly deployed to rile that ranting MAGA twat. Chefs kiss.

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[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I call it pedonald, with no capital letter.

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 days ago

Demands like that from the kind of people who called Obama "Barry" and Biden "Brandon" just make me laugh

[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How do y'all call Trump in your countries? The most common nickname in hispanic america is "trompetas".

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago

Canada: The Orange Russian Cumrag

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

We call him Putins Fleshlight.

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

"I'm very upset that others don't respect Nazi pedophiles"

[–] lukaro@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago

I’ll call him anything but something respectful.

Personally I rather like bio waste, pissrag, milksop, rapist, profligate, and the classic fuckwad. Look I'm a weird variety of Californian where are curses are like actual curses or just stringing random words to profanities and seeing what works, best one I've gotten recently is mother whore.

[–] mefisdo_dot_info@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Captures the conservative brain defect perfectly: "I have no sense of ethic and also make shitty decisions, therefore I externalize those things to the authoritarian structure. Moreover I think that everyone is like me, and therefore my definition of criminal behavior is if you don't externalize and don't subject yourself to the structure."

[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 6 points 2 days ago

I call him Agent Orange because he has the same damaging effect wherever he goes.

[–] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 days ago

"overeducated"

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Cheeto Pedo

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