hulk hulk go away
make it so i am not gay
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They literally just banned Chinese Hulk from the Hulk sub.
Reddit destroyed itself! They post horrendous and brutal posts that demand a brutal reply, but if you do, you are immediately banned by their “PC bots”! Sooooo played!
Hulk not good english have. Hulk white tho. Green 2. But white.
Bruce Banner is white, but he is not Hulk. Hulk is an independent entity from the other side of The Green Door that leads to the gamma reality and Bruce Banner became his conduit when blasted with grammar radiation. Hulk existed long before Banner. Hulk is green.
Source: Am nerd, and also a huge Donny Cates fan. His Venom run is top drawer, I tell you. TOP. DRAWER. Seriously, though, it’s so good and did the characters of both Eddie and Venom so much so long overdue justice.
Edit: There are also multiple different Hulks (technically the same psyche, but different manifestations) that can manifest through Bruce, so while Savage (classic/true) Hulk is green, Hulk, as an entity, can also be Grey, or a slightly different green with better hair and verbal skills, or a fuck-you-scary-demon-dad-thing, among others.
Hulk very mean to him.
Reminds me of the guy who got perma banned from r/blender for commenting "Blendegh"
I got banned for racism for making fun of a nonexistent race. My comment was mocking racism.
I got banned from world news for saying "Jews are an ethnoreligious group"
I got banned for advocating violence against billionaires. I still do.
All I can say is Muigi Langione.
You typed out five other words, but I’ll give you some slack, this is the written/typed word and you gave no outline of how that works for you, so I’ll assume it’s just a verbal limitation, for now.
However, if you’re not saying “Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi Langione Muigi Langioni, Muigi Langioni Muigi” like it’s that scene from Being John Malkovich every time you speak, and I catch wind of it, I’m going to hunt you down and fucking kill you for being a gods damned liar.
Edit: it’s a joke. Also watch Being John Malkovich. It’s great. Easily a top five for me.
Years ago - back when reddit was supposedly "good" in the days before Trump I got banned from AITAH for swearing because curse words are "violence." Reddit has always been ridiculous trash.
As we all should.
I got multiple suspensions for comparing ice facilities to concentration camps.
They nuked whole subreddits for posting quotes from John Brown
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I got banned for one of those "How to kill orphan after parent is dead" jokes in a programming sub.
Which... the whole joke is that without context it looks awful. But also. Did the bot think I was sincerely asking...? I killed the parents but I needed Reddit's help on the next steps.
LLMs do a lot of the moderation now. So people get instabanned for anything that can be taken out of context as violent. Which is dumb because that's a boat load of expression. It's basically a nanny like tik-tok.
Sorry forbad english. Am Hulk.
Hulk no like Reddit.
Hulk SMASH Reddit!
Thank.
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Man if I was a reddit mod I would be fucking up so much shit. I would be such a bad mod intentionally and just start blaming it on reddits automod and just trying to piss off as much people as possible. I'd want it to end up on subreddit drama and people to make a 5k comment thread arguing about how shit reddit is before mods lock it down.
Its not even like they destroy the subreddit they just give it to the first person that asks. And sure you're a dick and people dislike that, but that's your role in the moment. I forgot the subreddit but you can go there and admins just hand out access to 2-3 people at a time. They check in on progress for a week or two and then are out. 90% of the time the other people don't do Jack shit and will be to ashamed to show up again after not doing anything so its basicially your subreddit. I think I was a mod in 4 sub's all less than 350k and never did anything and regret it now that I'm banned.
So if you guys wanted you could slowly infiltrate a bunch of low level sub's and just fuck with reddit for the hell of it.
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