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[–] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago

I put the DRAM deep in my ass. You are free to investigate at your leisure, up to the shoulder or beyond. It makes no difference to me. Dive in, for all I care. I serve American values with my dilapidated boipussy on the reg and this be my time to shine, y'know?

[–] Buelldozer@lemmy.today 2 points 5 hours ago

Yes I am. Hundreds of Gigabytes, and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.

[–] fdnomad@programming.dev 63 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

Why are tech bros so fucking demonic lmao, no humanity

They've seen live in real time how they can buy a president if they have mass enough fortune.

They have something new to aspire to outside of massive hoarding of wealth.

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Because government stopped breaking their companies when they got too big

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 7 points 12 hours ago

And de-regulated company purchases and merges, letting some steamroll the competition

[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 17 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

A major key to success is being unethical. Not bright or smart, just the hunger for money and power at any cost.

I think they are exactly as demonic as you'd expect them to be.

[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Today in my country they caught two people that ran an NGO, which supposedly helped cancer patients by donating money to them. These people actually scammed both donators and the cancer patients, and used the money for traveling to expensive places and gambling.

This is probably the worst thing I have heard in a while, and I keep wondering how some people are allowed to breathe and do things like this, simultaneously.

[–] VeryInterestingTable@jlai.lu 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Humans including myself are mostly shitty or juste pure evil. That's why it makes sense to create rules to force ourselves to behave in ways that respect others.

An exemple is Iike to drive fast, it's enjoyable but I don't because we created rules to protect ourselves and others. We need to have reason to go against our wants.

But our current society literally rewards you for being shit.

I'm glad the people in your story got caught it would be better if more like these got punished instead of rewarded.

[–] sidebro@lemmy.zip 43 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] RQG@lemmy.world 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

It selects for the most ruthless and greedy to rise to the top.

[–] erictile@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

Different C word in this case.

[–] liuther9@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago

Not always true but 99% yes

[–] ravenpunk@piefed.social 6 points 13 hours ago

Ha, built a pc just before the RAMapocalypse, and because of the baby it is barely being used 🕶️

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

It took few moments to understand what is the relation between dram of whiskey and the cloud.

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 8 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

People will use anything but metric

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 10 hours ago

Hangover squared per dram

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 points 12 hours ago

How long is a metric in relation to cubits.

[–] iatenine@piefed.social 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Are these posts about the general RAM shortage that's been going on for a while or did something happen in the past few days?

[–] hal_baleigh@piefed.social 3 points 13 hours ago

Can't wait to see another post about this.

[–] abbadon420@sh.itjust.works 7 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

It is not true, all my dram goes to my personal cloud and it runs on nextcloud

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 4 points 15 hours ago

That's your cloud not The Cloud though.

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago