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[–] restingOface@quokk.au 46 points 2 days ago

Cilantro tiddies

[–] eldain@feddit.nl 32 points 2 days ago

It would be funnier if you ate soap because you like the taste of cilantro.

[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 15 points 2 days ago (3 children)

For me there is a good soap taste and a bad soap taste. Cilantro is the good soap taste.

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where's Irish spring land on the soap taste scale?

It smells like it tastes good but I don't think it will. I don't think it's vegan so I'm not going to find out.

I don't know how it tastes, I just use it to clean my Corinthian leather.

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not like "Life Buoy" that shit will give you "soap Poisoning"!!!

Can I get an "F" for Ralphie

https://youtu.be/OtEaka1QeV0

Super awkward scene to watch with slavic parents I'll tell you hwat

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago

Tastes like clean.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

There's something in the burritos at a local place that tastes like soap to me, but it's not cilantro.

[–] sumsinj@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bro eats soap burritos

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Ah, so THAT'S who Thrills is for.

[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

But Thrills tastes like soap, and cilantro tastes like yummy.

I just want soap that is made with cilanto essential oils.

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eternally me in this discussion, who just doesn’t like cilantro, not because of the soap gene:

This is hilarious to me as someone with the mutation.

[–] sumsinj@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Am I the only one who thinks cilantro and parsley taste like soap and its like fine but not pleasant?

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fresh mango's taste like dawn dish detergent... I so wanted to like the taste of mangos.... *sobs

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Mangos are kinda underwhelming IMO.

[–] Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago

You havent had good mango or variety...

I was in Sri Lanka. I know what good mangos straight and ripe from the source taste like and they were amazing

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Thank you, I always feel like I'm missing out the way people gush over it at times...

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dried mangos is where it's at.

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'll give them its day in court, hopefully there is a chemical change to avoid the soap taste. I know cooked mango's I like.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I've never heard that mangos taste like soap to some people. Are you thinking cilantro?

[–] Ninja876@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

Are you saying I can't tell the difference between a mango and cilantro?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 2 days ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 3 points 2 days ago

It'd be more fun if the gene made cilantro taste like soap, but soap taste like cilantro.

[–] KimLuff@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 day ago
[–] JohnSmith@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It’s coriander, but OK.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nah, coriander doesn’t taste like fucking soap.

[–] alpine_jim@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OR6A2

depends on your genes, apparently.

I avoid blue cheese for the same reason, so I get it. Cilantro tastes good to me though (not like soap).

Dude I used to work with hated KFC because he got soap in his mouth as punishment as a 5-year-old for calling his older brother a cocksucker, which he didn't know the meaning of. He'd heard it from one of his older brothers. His family was eating KFC that night, so the forced soap eating ruined it for him.