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[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

word is he is not making a public appearance tomorrow. maybe he finally stroked for the last time

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Sounds like a sour loser. Must be sad he can't get away with mega-hyper-grifting anymore.

[–] cheers_queers@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 hour ago

i think it's scared.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 27 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

someone's got a poopy diaper

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 16 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If you don't stop whining we won't stop at McDonalds on the way home.

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But I wanna hamberder!!!!!1!

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Then you better start behaving yourself, Mister. No more unauthorized wars in the Middle East.

[–] Hegar@fedia.io 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

But all the other presidents got unauthorized wars in the middle east!

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 3 points 48 minutes ago* (last edited 41 minutes ago)

Me, playing the bad enabler parent: Oh, come on, Cardboardboxfort. He's just a baby. We should give him at least one little war.

Would you like that? Do you want a little war? Yes, you do! Yes, you do! Playfully shakes a long, wiggly rattle over your head moments before its other end bites you

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

AI will help him pen this trantrum

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago

It's going to be longer than some books

[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (4 children)

I'm curious what he will do. Lagit. Is he going to go for the MAD option? Or is he going to go for suicide?

[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

No, hell blame the candidates and then do something outrageous to reclaim the narrative.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 1 points 43 minutes ago

"i ordered two berders, french fries, war crimes, and a diet coke.. supersized!. i see the berders, the fries, the coke. but where the fuck is my war crimes. give me my goddamn war crimes!!"

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 6 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

There's a whole thing about him being a devotee of Roy Cohen and Norman Vincent Peele, who between the two taught him to never never, ever, under any circumstances, accept a loss or admit defeat. Whatever he does it will be as maximal as he is physically permitted to get.

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

They won't block this when it has such obvious public support behind it. They'll daydream about doing it and threaten it in a jokingly way but when push comes to shove theres nothing they can do.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Ultimately they may lose, but they're going to waste the people's time and money fighting every inch of the way.

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Sure thats what they always do. Even when they win.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 58 minutes ago

Just once I'd wish they'd skip to the end when they run out of tricks and doomed gambits.

[–] cardboardboxfort@lemmy.world 9 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Bluedragon012@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

True, but this might be different.

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 2 points 42 minutes ago

this one has an increased chance of going nuclear.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 3 points 1 hour ago

LOTS of posts in his own private social media echo chamber.