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[–] marzhall@lemmy.world 360 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 74 points 3 days ago

goddammit heres an upvote

[–] FatherPeanut@pawb.social 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

You know its good satire when you gotta think for a minute about whether this was serious or not.

[–] NotAnOtter@lemmus.org 15 points 2 days ago

Well if it was real they would have realized the mistake the moment they plugged it in. Since it’s plugged in for the picture, we know they are doing satire

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 177 points 3 days ago (18 children)

The perfect dorm-warming gift:

[–] disorderly@lemmy.world 80 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My friend worked in a hardware store for a couple years and he said that around Christmas time you get about a dozen people asking for these.

[–] kossa@feddit.org 37 points 3 days ago (16 children)

This tale is old, and I still don't understand what people try to accomplish with these?! Like, I know hanging like a trillion extenders behind each other is also a way to start a fire, but what are people trying to do with male-to-male cables? I'm at a loss.

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 111 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They get requested around Christmas time because someone strung their lights the wrong way and now wants to connect the female end of the lights directly to the wall instead of reversing all the lights they just hung.

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[–] mobyduck648@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

There's a type of power cord

You'll touch the end and see the Lord

And you wouldn't want that current going through ya

While male on male is usually great

You'll find yourself in a sorry state

You'll learn volts jolt but milliamps will kill you

hallelujah etc

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Made one of these on accident.

Threw one end of the cord out in the yard and put a new male plug on the other end. Went to plug my saw in and found a male end. Silly me! So I swapped the cord around the threw the other end in the yard. Went to plug my saw in and found a male end. Stood there a minute trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

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[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago (6 children)
[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Oh hey it's a felony tube.

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Honestly, if it was plastic & around the block instead of the outlet, then that'll be a pretty good idea. Plus, we have 3-D printers, so it should be easy

[–] UnityDevice@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Every time I see US sockets, I get the heebie jeebies. Or any non-recessed socket really, but at least most add insulation to the base of the prongs. No such luck here.

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[–] uservoid1@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (6 children)
[–] CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Failed fleshlight experiment #13

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[–] neidu4@piefed.social 49 points 3 days ago (5 children)

It'd be alright if made from plastic.

And yes, I've chosen to disregard that something between the connector and the socket theoretically makes it more unsafe; US sockets are an awful design to begin with, so it doesn't make much of a difference.

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago

What a genius! Has he sent his CV to Elon Musk already?

[–] Sasquatch@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 days ago

Notice how this pic was taken with flash

[–] mad_lentil@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I have to know whether this is a joke or not

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 days ago (5 children)
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[–] ekZepp@lemmy.world 34 points 3 days ago

A sparkling future indeed.

[–] beejboytyson@lemmy.world 25 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Boy are they gonna be shocked when he doesn't make it.

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[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 days ago (2 children)
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[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 39 points 3 days ago (28 children)

Just as well the us is only 110v, here in the UK you would blow the house fuse

[–] y0kai@anarchist.nexus 67 points 3 days ago (3 children)

not an electrician but am in the US and have blown an entire middle school gymnasium with a paperclip lmao

Gym teachers hate this one simple trick

[–] SpruceBringsteen@lemmy.world 55 points 3 days ago (5 children)

Are we still doing phrasing?

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[–] Doom@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Use this one simple trick to save on your electricity bill.

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[–] OriginalTangle@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Harvard referring to the Harvard hospital, of course.

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