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“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC (respawnfirst.com)

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[–] NGC2346@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago

I've just sent an email toward him to report that 2.32Gb of RAM was unused in my computer today.

I will report every.single.day.

FYI, the email is "ceo.admin@openai.com"

[–] VoodooAardvark@lemmy.zip 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Feed him more data - brilliant.

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I'm gonna edit the script to say I have 192 GB

[–] crank0271@lemmy.world 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And this, right here, is the last post by sorghum@sh.itjust.works before the Open AI repo men came for them.

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

“Call me daddy when I take it.”

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[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it accurately reports it, I won’t need to edit the script.

[–] sorghum@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

That's my point, I don't want it to be accurate. I just want it to rage bait 'ol Scammy.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, I got that. But I’m bragging that I actually have 192 GB.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

128 gang here, problem is the script send what is unused and well I use 90% of it. Its my ram and I want to use it all.

[–] BrianTheeBiscuiteer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Okay, little jelly, but what the hell are you even doing with 64 GB of RAM? Are you running a mini-version of AWS?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

multiple VMs mostly

[–] Peffse@lemmy.world 2 points 23 hours ago

I need huge amounts of RAM for video editing. When the bubble pops I'm hoping to upgrade to 128GB.

[–] Zwuzelmaus@feddit.org 2 points 1 day ago

That's only... roughly... not even 1 TB.
BLOODY ROOKIE!

[–] LewdLemon@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

U mad bro gif

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There is no "unused" RAM in a Linux machine. RAM that is not allocated makes a wonderful disk cache, basically since the kernel knew block devices.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.zip 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Especially if you use ZFS.

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

ARC go brrrr (or dedupe, but the new dedupe uses much less memory)

[–] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

Ram man Sam should fall into a Dam.

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