this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2026
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[–] bold_omi@lemmy.today 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

Congratulations on your coupon.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 12 hours ago

Not the first time I've seen one of these happen lol

[–] Luffy879@lemmy.ml 70 points 1 day ago
[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 111 points 1 day ago
[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 68 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The bus is too long and it's doesn't have four wheels in the front.

[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 6 points 23 hours ago

you totally missed the missing wheels at the back

Man, that bus only has wheels on its left hand side!

[–] KaChilde@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago

“This is a true story. It happened to a friend of a friend of mine.”

For real though, this urban legend has been around for decades. Why do we need AI to pretend it’s real?

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 77 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Not saying the story is fake but the image obviously is.

spoiler

[–] TrackShovel@lemmy.today 29 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SLOP CATS?!?!!???

[–] X@piefed.world 16 points 1 day ago

Fucking Synths, man. They’re everywhere.

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The lettering suggests they used AI for labeling. Might still be true though.

[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 5 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

look at where the tires are and arent. The whole image is AI. Baybe it did happen to some but not in that instance

[–] Nomad@infosec.pub 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Little1Lost@gehirneimer.de 2 points 12 hours ago

thanks for letting me know XD

[–] Kanda@reddthat.com 2 points 13 hours ago

Rear wheels are overrated fwiw

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Would you also get a positive match if they used chatgpt to put the text on it?

[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The bus doesn't seem to have rear wheels. You can see a bit of the back and part of a tail light, but no wheels.

[–] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago

And 2 front axles

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 7 points 22 hours ago

Now this is shitposting!

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't think you can mix up the gas and the sewage pipes.

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

They're not remotely the same. The sewage outlet is on the underside, not the side. Nobody expects sewage to flow uphill to drain.

[–] TheGoldenV@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This gas sure has lotta nuts in it.

Never mind that Ned, just spit it out and get to work.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 8 points 1 day ago

Why, Corey and Trevor, that's highly illegal!

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whoa, ethanol! I see corn!!

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

What fuel is made with peanuts, though?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 14 hours ago
[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago
[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 22 hours ago

Give me:
□ Fuel
□ Fire
▣ That which I desire

[–] NorthEdm@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

THEYRE ROBBING OUR JENKEM SUPPLY!!!