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[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 minutes ago

They're still doing the choking gag on the Simpsons like the last 2 seasons

[–] Armok_the_bunny@lemmy.world 2 points 59 minutes ago

Isn't it only photorealistic stuff that's banned?

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 hour ago

Feels like they banned my childhood. Grew up with the simpsons

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Not into that. Is the trend to just ban existence?

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 102 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I’ve had Brexit acquaintances who claimed they had to leave the EU to get rid of silly nonsensical laws.

Meanwhile in the UK:

[–] abbiistabbii@piefed.blahaj.zone 48 points 12 hours ago

Brexiteers, in my experience, are very much in favour of silly nonsensical laws, just different ones from the UK, like:

  • Demanding Wine be sold in Pints.
  • Laws about what flags you're allowed to fly.
  • Laws about what language you're allowed to have private conversations in.
  • Laws about what you are allowed to call things.

They like making laws, just laws that enforce their worldview on others.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 19 points 11 hours ago

but 127 guys killed by machine gun fire in a Guy Ritchie movie...ok!

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 60 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

What kind of country doesn't let you jerk off to the Simpsons?

[–] hypnicjerk@lemmy.world 3 points 11 hours ago
[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 48 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

on the plus side, maybe all the incest coded porn will get re worked and everyone can stop pretending to be someone's step-mom all the time.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 11 points 7 hours ago

There was an Onion article about this I read a while back. Incest porn got banned, so it turned into Catholic porn and everyone became Sister So-and-So and Father What's-his-name.

Porn will find a way, lol. Too bad it was The Onion.

[–] LostCarcosan@lemmy.today 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, it's just lazy at this point. It's just a regular porn video with nothing happening to indicate any relationship between the actors besides just being apparently pretty good friends. They just slap some stupid title like "Step son fucks her step mom and step sister in the anal squirt" and the guy is obviously like 10 years older than either of the ladies, not to mention the ridiculous logistics of some poor woman having both a stepson and stepdaughter who are also stepsiblings to each other

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

oh it goes even stupider step twin is my favorite actual porn title so called step family incest.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 16 minutes ago

step twins, "Twins" who are not actually related.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 15 hours ago (4 children)

This is why I have an 8 TB drive just for saving porn. Can't block me from looking at local files (yet) bitches!

[–] trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 31 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

DO NOT RESIST CITIZEN, WE ARE JUST CHECKING FOR ANY UNAUTHORIZED HARDWARE OR FILES ON YOUR SYSTEM

IF YOU DO NOT OWN MORE THAN YOUR ALLOTED 4GB OF RAM OR ANY MORALLY OBJECTIONABLE FILES THE FINE IS MUCH LOWER

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I too have a 8tb hard drive but it's full of cam girl recordings and futanari stuff.

We are not the same!

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 hours ago

more similar than you might think, actually.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 18 points 14 hours ago (5 children)

It also carries a jail sentence for possession, just like CSAM, so you'd be in big trouble if the police ever had to look at your computer for any other reason.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 13 hours ago

They can have my Simpsons porn when they pry it from my clenched, sticky hands!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] aksdb@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Then they can still block him though, because that disk is gonna get wiped before they return it.

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

Yea, and they are gonna need to self police that 8tb of random porn. That's a liability, just waiting for the internet cops to strike.

Hope they didn't miss that 100mb file of some milf choking on a hot load, that's 50 years in prison now. (Meanwhile, it's ok to sexually assault people IRL if you're rich).

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 hours ago

Wait. Simpsons videos?

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 20 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

Everyone should have an armageddon spank bank.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 15 hours ago

Developments in the last 6 or 7 years have shown it to be a prudent course of action

[–] Estacomfomez@lemmy.world 5 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

What is illegal to watch in the UK? The Simpsons?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 18 minutes ago

apparently some futurama ones too. uk is getting more ridiculous then puritanical US at this point.

[–] orenj@leminal.space 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

The UK has banned asphyxiation porn.

[–] yucandu@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Are they acting like an angry forum moderator trying to tidy up their porn sites so they can find their favourite porn more easily?

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

My guess is that somebody important did it when they were younger and needed some cash

[–] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

On one hand, maybe we as a society should move past child abuse being played for laughs.

On the other hand, a ham-fisted government ban is probably not the right way to accomplish that.

[–] insanemantis@lemmy.world 5 points 8 hours ago

Additionally, the government banning something that it has no business banning just makes us less likely to hate it. The "no pomegranates" approach basically

[–] stephner74@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Huh Just in UK right ? Cuz I'm lost