Sadly, there’s a lot of countries where the tip is gone
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2026
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Stay away from republicans.
That lil dude just raised the average user age (even if most its users claim 01 Jan 1970 as their "birthdate")
watch out for scammers tomorrow
Keep that chipper attitude my friend you're gonna fucken need it
Stop Lyin' first off, You might be movie newborn, but you don't get that perfect around head and attentive stares for quite a while
r/lies foiled again
Also looks like the neck is lifting the head, which can be possible for a newborn, but not to the degree in the picture.
Eye contact, social, almost smirking expression. Deliberate smiles like that take about 6–8 weeks. Newborns tend to look squished and red, with puffy eyelids and unfocused eyes. The eyes look clear and coordinated rather than wandering, and the swaddle sleep sack is common through roughly the first 3–4 months, before rolling over, which usually ends swaddling.
Change server, this one needs a wipe
Climb back in. It's terrible out here.
Quick, before the portal closes!
Is this what the show Sliders was an allegory for?
Go back in.
Passive income, form your brand today, get a job, start saving money now, retain your seamen, don't skip leg day, and you'll be more productive if you sleep less... You can sleep when you're dead (brought to you by Bulletproof Coffee).
seamen 🛥🌊
See? Men! 👨👨👀
Batch prep snail muffins. Listen to dude bro podcast. Keep a notebook on how much your turds weigh.
Definitely not born today. So young and already a liar, you don't need advice, you'll do just fine.
He has a fine future in politics.
Sorry, it's too late. You needed to start training 9 months ago to become a successful pianist.
If they want to live in Stockholm when they reach their 30s they'll have to get in a queue today.
Why is this baby so unrealistically cute? Is it real? Do babies even smile like that?
This baby looks like it's trying to jog, and give someone the "hello" face as they pass.
They do, but it usually means they have trapped wind, and, if it isn't resolved soon, that's going to become everyone's problem.
Looks real to me. We're programmed to see babies as cute, because that's good for our survival.
Or rather we descended from those who saw them as cute because it was good for theirs
Tomorrow you are going to be born yesterday, careful with scams
Buy a home now, it won't get any cheaper.
“Buy land, they're not making it anymore.”
― Mark Twain
Hope you chose the "rich parents" background or you're gonna struggle the entire game.
Also, you should’ve already bought a house about 35 years ago. If you didn’t, that is a personal failing on your part.
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Start grinding skills NOW!
By age 3, if you want long term success, have at least the following skills:
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Neck Holding 100
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Speech 80
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Nap-ability 100
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Allergy resistance 75
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Object permanence 95
Also the following attributes, though they can be RNG:
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Curious
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Vaccinated
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Rich (Heavy RNG)
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Loved
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Conventionally Attractive
Well? Get to it.
Crawl back in, it's shit out here
Secure your water.
Thanks Stilgar.
people did this without instructions for a long time and so can you.
bro ain't born today.
Ok, I lied. I was born last week, sorry I'm a bit shy about my age. I haven't solved differential equations yet.
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Don't take these titty-sucking, pants-shitting years for granted
That's your first mistake right over here
See if you can go back. It's awful out here.
Go back.
Quick, get back in there while you can! It's not too late!
If you’re on the internet it’s already too late for you.
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