This is exactly the type of message I'd like my crisis communications team to be getting out there if I was caught having a fling with a Chinese honeypot.
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he thought she loved him for his leather jackets π’
Itβs not the size of your Huang, itβs how you use it π
Word on WeChat is heβs well-Huang
This is wild, because NVIDIA hardware is everywhere and should be considered compromised at this point.
Yet, nothing, no peeps.
I think it would involve quite a few people to backdoor silicon and I suspect not something Jensen could do on his own. However there are plenty of other reasons to avoid nVidia if you run FLOSS software anyway so I'm not loosing any sleep over it.
I'm curious did he go public because the media was on to him or was it preemption as someone was trying to squeeze him with compromat.
If she is a spy, she has access to the supply chain information. She isnβt going to work through him. China can now start working on NVIDIAβs supply chain.
I'm curious what a supply chain looks like for a silicon IP company like nVidia. I guess there are the EDA tool suppliers and maybe some 3rd party IP for non-core parts of the chip. But you probably don't need to sleep with Jensen too figure that out.
Everyone knows TSMC is their downstream.
She would know financials now too. Being able to be more competitive in the bidding and changing the supply chain. China plays the long game. She isnβt there for no reason.
We know every level of the US government is compromised. They literally fight each other every 4 years over who can sell out USA the best and call it an election.
Huang on Huang action.
I guess he's getting the Huang of it?
Probably some distant cousin.
The CEO of AMD, Lisa Su, is in there too!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Su
Relatives: Jensen Huang (first cousin once removed)
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The title kinda suggests a 'two birds one stone' approach.
Damage control by an anonymous person π
I swear to god I'm going to pistolwhip the next person who says Jensen Huang, it's been two days and I'm already so sick of this
Personally I am just enjoying making fun of him :)
But he's so cool! He wears a bike jacket everywhere!
And I mean, everywhere.
He is an absolute Huang, though. π«€
The jacket stays on during sex.
Ugh.. Why did you have to say it out loud. Now I kind of imagined it.
I hope you're happy.
Jensen Huang.