this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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[–] MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 10 points 46 minutes ago
[–] nialv7@lemmy.world 2 points 33 minutes ago

am i in lemmyshitpost or am i in lemmysloppost

[–] Aralakh@lemmy.ca 20 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

What's going on with the emblem on the wheel? Slop?

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 16 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] ggtdbz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 11 minutes ago

Something about the haze around the symbols for me.

[–] Hubi@feddit.org 10 points 1 hour ago

No, this is a very real image of an actual car dashboard with very real warning lights.

[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

and just how many batteries, flat tires, and engines would you say ya have in that ...car.

At least two gas tanks too.

[–] criss_cross@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

What the hell did you do to your steering wheel logo?

[–] zollus@lemmy.world 14 points 2 hours ago

You 100%ed the car

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 12 points 2 hours ago
[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

You turn on the radio and all that comes out is CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP! CAUTION: PULL UP!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

There's a controller disconnected and the car is on silent.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Well, putting your seatbelt on will take care of one of them. On the other hand, the car’s gonna explode, so that’s just strapping yourself to a bomb.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 2 hours ago

If you put on the left indicator and hold the horn while starting the car, then it starts in safe mode. That usually keep the car driveable for now.

[–] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 3 points 2 hours ago

There's no low (or high) beam indicator but the headlights are on, so that's broken too.

[–] skeevy_scallops@feddit.online 2 points 1 hour ago

average Audi experience

source: I own a 25 year old Audi

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I only have money to get rid of one light so the best way to decide which one:

🎶 minion dicks, minion dicks, in a dish, how many minion dicks do you wish?🎵

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago (1 children)

I'll take as many as you've got?

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 minutes ago

Then you're in luck because minion dicks are just baby corn and I work at the canning factory!