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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Brain: Cortisol? Iʻll pump more of that out.

[–] chrisashtear@lemmy.zip 2 points 55 minutes ago

I cant even get cortisol! (I have addisons )

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 1 points 4 minutes ago

It’s everywhere I look

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 3 points 40 minutes ago

My brain always replays 10 seconds of pop music or old commercials songs.

[–] Tai@piefed.world 1 points 30 minutes ago

Inside Neil Cicierega's mind

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 10 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (2 children)

For me, it's always Friends.

"So no one told you life was gonna be this way..." on repeat, because I can never remember the next line.

[Mumble mumble] "You're broke" [mumble mumble] "DOA..."

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s DOAAAA

It’s like you’re always stuck in second gear,

and when it hasn’t been your day, your week, your month, or even your year,

you know, I’ll be there for youuuuu

(That’s up to where I know)

[–] andyburke@kbin.earth 4 points 46 minutes ago

👏👏👏👏

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago

How could you forget that your love life is DOA...

Is it like you're always stuck in second gear?

Mabey it has not been your week...

I hope someone is there for you.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Me: im bored but have to sit through this, how about some patience? Brain: sorry all i got is pure rage

[–] Addv4@lemmy.world 1 points 59 minutes ago

Great, so which Thrash/Metal song are we hyper fixating on today?

[–] crenquis@lemmy.today 1 points 35 minutes ago

The past few days it has been "Where the goth girls at" circulating through my noggin (I think I only heard that Queens of the Stone Age song once).