What did it say originally instead of "dirt"?
this post was submitted on 10 Nov 2026
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just add 50 lbs of butter, 70 lbs of flour, 100 lbs of sugar, 10 lbs of baking soda and 500 eggs to the dirt .... just throw it all into a cement mixer and pour it into a blast furnace for 30 seconds
The cookie with extra butter is rich and delicious.
I never had chocolate chip cookies, but there are dedicated recipes for chocolate butter cookies
Wait, you’ve never had a chocolate chip cookie?
I agree. I always prefer the "too much butter" cookies.
You can tell it's delicious just by looking at it, it looks slightly flattened and melty. That's what the best cookies always look like.
I’d eat the whole first column tbh
edit: wait no that’s flour, put the sugar there and I’m in
The iron deficiency yearns
As do the B vitamins.
Too much butter looks like something to try
there no such thing as a bad cookie
I kinda don’t want any dirt in there.
Your next biscuit will contain approximately 1.6g of dirt in it
psh who are you to say what's too much
If they are hard as a rock and make the dog throw up, then you added too much salt (~7 yr old me when I messed up the measurements). Dirt would probably be better.