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When we were kids my mom used to rush the mixing and there would be chunks of sugar like the size of the chocolate chips randomly in some cookies. It was so delicious, and I assumed she did it on purpose. Years later when I asked her for her recipe I was so disappointed that the sugar chunks weren't in there.
Don't make me take you behind the woodshed.
The cookie with extra butter is rich and delicious.
I agree. I always prefer the "too much butter" cookies.
You can tell it's delicious just by looking at it, it looks slightly flattened and melty. That's what the best cookies always look like.
I never had chocolate chip cookies, but there are dedicated recipes for chocolate butter cookies
Wait, you’ve never had a chocolate chip cookie?
Yummy cookie cocoa beans!
just add 50 lbs of butter, 70 lbs of flour, 100 lbs of sugar, 10 lbs of baking soda and 500 eggs to the dirt .... just throw it all into a cement mixer and pour it into a blast furnace for 30 seconds
What did it say originally instead of "dirt"?
Nothing. It was an empty space.
The iron deficiency yearns
As do the B vitamins.
If they are hard as a rock and make the dog throw up, then you added too much salt (~7 yr old me when I messed up the measurements). Dirt would probably be better.
I did that too when I was a kid. I used a half tablespoon of salt instead of a half teaspoon. Blech! We spared our dog, though.
psh who are you to say what's too much
Too much butter looks like something to try
there no such thing as a bad cookie
Ever had cookies made by someone who was smoking while baking?
I kinda don’t want any dirt in there.
Your next biscuit will contain approximately 1.6g of dirt in it
I’d eat the whole first column tbh
edit: wait no that’s flour, put the sugar there and I’m in