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[–] Reygle@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I admin exchange (note: NOT 365) mail accounts for hundreds of clients.
We're "five nines" 99.999% uptime for the year still.
Right now it's becoming near-impossible to NOT brag about that fact.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago

Honestly put that bitch on the annual review this year mate

[–] arudesalad@piefed.ca 4 points 5 hours ago

I checked this morning and it said 999 was down so it could have been a bit better

[–] Furbag@pawb.social 8 points 15 hours ago

I had a very relaxed workday today. The silence in my email was like a tomb.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 91 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (2 children)

Weird. It’s almost like putting billions of eggs in one basket and tossing a live hand grenade in the middle has a negative effect on said eggs.

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I wonder how big a pile of eggs you'd need for the outermost ones to not break when the grenade explodes...

Where's Randall Munroe when you need him

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

Yep. There is very little reason or benefit in centralizing a naturally decentralized technology like email

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 1 points 2 hours ago

Uh, what about all the money Microsoft has now to invest in making their products better? Wait....

[–] Thrawn@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I utterly lothe that this is true but I have one solid argument for needing centerlization of email. It is spam filtering. Both incoming and not getting filtered by others outgoing.

I'm sure it is solvable through other means but I can assure you working in IT myself that is isn't an easy solve which is why this has won out in practice.

[–] uen3@sh.itjust.works 5 points 15 hours ago

I’m sure it is solvable through other means

How about kinetic orbital bombardment. You know, "Rods From God." Didn't turn out to have much strategic military value, but would they be an effective deterrent against spammers, scammers, junk mailers and robocallers? One way to find out!

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 58 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (3 children)

IT guy here. Anyone got a loaded gun I can borrow? Just one bullet.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 77 points 23 hours ago (3 children)

this is one of those rare times I enjoy all our shit being in the cloud. Not a damn thing I can do but post an advisement, and everyone knows there’s no room to be mad at me. It’s practically been a day off

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

This was my first thought upon hearing this news. For some companies, not having Teams and Outlook is basically PTO.

[–] Rinn@awful.systems 28 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I'm just mad these big outages always happen during American work hours. Come on, I want to sit and twiddle my thumbs in Europe too.

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 9 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Have you been making the appropriate blood sacrifices?

[–] durably465@lemmy.ml 2 points 16 hours ago

It's 4:30 UTC, seems like the sacrifice is much appreciated.

[–] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Not a damn thing I can do but post an advisement

A paper one, on the office bulletin board, because Outlook is also down, lol.

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[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 35 points 23 hours ago (4 children)

Also in IT, if only Teams could go down too 🤞🏻

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Retired former IT guy here. I'm enjoying watching the tech world burn while wrapped in a blanket on my couch, sipping hot chocolate. ☕

I feel bad for my fellow IT guys who have to deal with it, but it's so nice being removed from it all now.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 hours ago

I mean the beauty of SaaS is that all the IT guys can throw their hands in the air and say it's not their problem.

Unless you work for MS, of course.

[–] Mynameisallen@lemmy.zip 7 points 21 hours ago

I just walked through the office telling literally everyone I saw "Outlook is down pass it on"

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 9 points 23 hours ago

It would be a dramatic improvement in service.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 21 hours ago

it was out for somebody

[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago

I was sooooo hopeful when I saw it in the list of affected services, buuuuuuuut noooooooooooo

[–] toastadar@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago

You should know by now 2 is one, 1 is none

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] bridgeenjoyer@sh.itjust.works 45 points 23 hours ago

Thats art right there. Either sloppers, hacks, or attacks, keel it up please. I want a week of outage. Teach em a lesson.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 17 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

My guess: Very vibe crapped November patches on Windows pulling the bottom from under Azure and M365. They should migrate to NetBSD for some actual resilience heheheh.

[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

I'm wondering if it might be a hack because there's been some weird phishing attacks going along with it. Could also just bad actors taking advantage of the chaos.

[–] urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe 2 points 15 hours ago

MS released a statement saying it was basically a bad server config. But who knows

[–] toastadar@lemmy.zip 3 points 18 hours ago

Column A&B, its most likely bad rolls on the slop machine, That's basically what our T4 support from Microsoft has been for the past year

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 22 points 1 day ago

Business as usual, no?

[–] driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 13 points 23 hours ago

M365 down I think

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 5 points 15 hours ago

I didn't even notice. I guess that means I'm computering right.

[–] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 11 points 19 hours ago

Not being in IT and fundamentally just taking life easy regardless of what is happening, it has been really nice today. Didn't realize just how pervasive email is until it is gone.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 22 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I have the dumb. Can someone explain what’s going on?

[–] NotSteve_@lemmy.ca 42 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Nearly all of Microsofts online services like Outlook are down :). Unfortunately not Microsoft Teams for my company though

[–] durably465@lemmy.ml 18 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

More info: Potentially impacted services include:

- Exchange Online

- Microsoft Teams

- SharePoint Online

- Microsoft Copilot 365

- Microsoft Defender XDR

- Microsoft Planner

- Microsoft To Do

- Microsoft Intune

- Microsoft Defender for Office 365

- Microsoft Purview: Multiple Purview services including Authorization, Auto Labelling, Data Loss Prevention (DLP), Communication Compliance, and Data Classification are impacted.

- Power BI: All users may intermittently be unable to export reports with MIP sensitivity labels to PDF in Power BI.

- Microsoft 365 Apps Admin Center: Multiple services including Cloud Update, Cloud Policy, and Inventory.

Everytime I refresh this page, there's a new service impacted.

https://status.cloud.microsoft/

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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 5 points 22 hours ago

There's a major Internet services interruption happening. I first saw it reported that Microsoft Outlook was down. It looks like the problem has spread to other Microsoft services, and also to other companies' services.

https://downdetector.com/

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 18 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

After recently moving everything to self hosted I never even noticed. Helps being unemployed from the tech industry so I am not forced to use any corpotrash.

[–] NovaVeles@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

Yep, outside of work I moved on from all proprietary tech were possible. So anything of mine is just plodding along like normal. But I am watching the corporate world burn like Nero on the roof. Good times.

[–] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 6 points 21 hours ago

Yep, lol. Absolutely everything I use is fully up and operational. Sucks to be corpo.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 8 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

basically all microsoft service backends do run on linux unfortunately

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] 2ndDegreeOWO@lemmy.world 11 points 21 hours ago

No, they probably shouldn't use snap packages. Not only are they semi-proprietary, they're also very inefficient.

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