Not just the most corrupt president in history, but the most gauche and tasteless as well.
this post was submitted on 08 Aug 2025
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He's boot licking super hard because he knows as soon as Trump finds out all of their products (except for that box) is made in China, Apple is cooked
Licking boots is not enough, he has to lick it with style.
Who knows maybe that gold is fake or just gold plated. That would be funny
Apple did patent a process to use as few gold molecules as possible to create 24k gold, IIRC, back when they were designing the first Apple Watch.
It'd be hilarious if it was brass plated lead.
So where did China import the box from?
Brazil, Amazon.
Apple is cooked
Hahaha, it will suck to be Tim Apple that day
Trump really wants him to move production to the US
Apple is trying literally everything to please Trump
As soon as that happens he should blurt out "Zuckerberg speaks Chinese! Could be a spy!"
How much self-loathing does Tim Cook have as a gay man coddling up to Trump, knowing that the orange fuckwit would happily have him thrown in a concentration camp for his sexual orientation if not for his billions of dollars.
Not as much as when Trump does it anyway
This looks so bizarre; like a petitioner trying to court the favour of the king at the royal court (no pun intended)
Stop buying overpriced Apple shit
What a pair of insufferable pieces is shit. Worthless, degenerate parasites.
everybody’s part of it. welcome to Germany 1933
Keep buying iPhones. That'll stick it to the man.
This bootlicking for Trump isn't unique to Apple, you do know that, right?
I do, yes.
OK, just checking.
Waiting for the penny drop when they give access to the backend.
Bribe. A gold bar is not a gift.
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Tim Cooked
What a waste.
He is so desperate for Trump to be reasonable
Render unto Caesar...
Trump topped Big Tim
complimented very well while listening to “Grand Central” by Werner Tautz
Even came in an apple box 😭