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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


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turn the dang thermostat down already!

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[–] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 8 points 7 months ago

If you wanna stop sweating go outside and lay in the sun for 8 hours without sunscreen. You'll get really bad first degree burns and blistering and your skin will fall off and you'll have to bandage yourself up with antibiotics for a couple weeks and you'll have a permanent increased risk of skin cancer

BUT you'll maybe stop sweating for a few years

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 6 points 7 months ago

Fuck you i will never stop sweating

[–] whogivesashit@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 7 months ago

My fucking AC has been out for like 2 weeks, fucking pouring sweat everywhere

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 7 months ago

no can do sweaty

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago
[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 4 points 7 months ago
[–] Rose_Thorne@lemmy.zip 4 points 7 months ago

No. This is now Sweatposting. Close the damn door and pour more water on the coals.

[–] CommunistCuddlefish@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Yes but in order to stop the sweating we must not just halt but reverse global warming, for which we need global communism with an environmental focus.

[–] heatenconsumerist@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

It's too damn hot in here!