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badposting

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badposting is a comm where you post badly


This is not a !the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net alternative. This is not a !memes@hexbear.net alternative. This is a place for you to post your bad posts.

Ever had a really shitty bit idea? Joke you want to take way past the point of where it was funny? Want to feel like a stand-up comedy guy who's been bombing a set for the past 30 minutes straight and at this point is just saying shit to see if people react to it? Really bad pun? A homemade cringe concoction? A cognitohazard that you have birthed into this world and have an urge to spread like chain mail?


Rules:

  1. Do not post good posts.
    • Unauthorized goodposting is to be punished in the manner of commenting the phrase "GOOD post" followed by an emoji that has not yet been used in the thread
    • Use an emoticon/kaomoji/rule-three-abiding ASCII art if the rations run out
  2. This is not a comm where you direct people to other people's bad posts. This is a comm where you post badly.
  3. This rule intentionally left blank.
  4. If you're struck for rule 3, skill issue, not allowed to complain about it.

Code of Conduct applies just as much here as it does everywhere else. Technically, CoC violations are bad posts. On the other hand: L + ratio + get ~~better~~ worse material bozo

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[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 1 points 3 hours ago

Shit itself is the fifth element

[–] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago
[–] astronot@hexbear.net 3 points 6 hours ago

we got all the shit elements, bobandy

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago

i fucking love science

[–] kleeon@hexbear.net 6 points 8 hours ago

I must be the avatar of shitting considering what was happening in my stomach last week

[–] batsforpeace@hexbear.net 4 points 7 hours ago

the hidden village of the fart wind

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

mods please pin this important contribution to the scientific literature

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 3 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

shit earth is when that shit is green and you're a little concerned, but also you've seen this before, so it is really a big deal?

[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 6 hours ago

Eating too much purple candy

[–] FedPosterman5000@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

Shit Earth? Abigail from stardew valley after devouring her fifth amethyst

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 4 points 8 hours ago

The 4 humors

[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 3 points 8 hours ago

Where's the lie