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DHS Secretary Noem says entire southern border wall will be painted black to stop people from climbing it (www.cbsnews.com)

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[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 13 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Demonstrating the great critical thinking power of conservatives :)

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 12 hours ago

I wish

[–] acchariya@lemmy.world 10 points 14 hours ago

Yes but what about the Epstein files?

[–] Ashiette@lemmy.world 9 points 14 hours ago

I see a red wall and I want to paint it black...

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 13 hours ago

Hilarious. Let’s waste more money. Can we try the Joker-method next? Just torch a big pile of cash and call it a day.

[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 4 points 13 hours ago

Why don’t they get MAGAts with bayonets to stand guard every 3 feet?

[–] SpacePanda@mander.xyz 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

Oh look CBS news, the presidents personal boot licking journalists.

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 points 11 hours ago

Is that why my fake news and/or conspiracy/conservative blocklists block CBS News? I wasn’t sure but I just let it continue to be blocked.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Good time to invest in glove stocks

[–] favoredponcho@lemmy.zip 3 points 14 hours ago

Ladders too

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 1 points 12 hours ago

Magas think that Mexicans hate black as much as they do

[–] kikutwo@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

Wait, I thought she loved BBC?

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca -2 points 10 hours ago

Wut?

[–] MrSulu@lemmy.ml 0 points 12 hours ago

In fairness to her, you don't often see anyone climbing on black people either!

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