I mean...we've been fucking the world up since Korea and Vietnam. Arguably also WW1 (2 we sort of had an excuse because of Japan). And South America before that.

In theory it is the idea that we minimize harm to the heartland by engaging threats/"threats" before they burn down the white house again (mad props to Canada).

But nah. This is just the republicans continuing to be fucking morons. Like when perry (?) campaigned on killing the DOEnergy, got appointed as head, and realized that there were nukes next to all that clean coal.

We are stuck in a time portal to 1929.

It's not even that nice when you abbreviate it:

Before: DOD = Dee Oh Dee. Has a nice flow

Now: DOW = Dee Oh Dup?

• Rebrands of Department of War: Navy, War → Navy, Army, Air Force → Defense → War
• Rebrands of HBO Max: HBO on Broadband → HBO Go, HBO Now → HBO Max → Max → HBO Max

Dep of health > Dep of pestilence

Dep of Agriculture > Dep of Hunger

Dep of ? > Dep of Death

That's great. Thanks. I hate it. Now release the Epstein files.

I mean, it’s a more honest name at least.

Not even the nazis renamed the Wehrmacht to Angriffsmacht

Hey at least they are honest. 🤷‍♂️ When was the last time US military done anything defensive.

It'd be the department if peace if he was leaning into the 1984 thing

might as well be homest. that's what it was.

On related news, the IDF will be named the ITF, for Tourism, based on their recent touring of neighbours' lands to pick their favourite.

The president of peace and all that.

We all agree this is just distraction and the arbitrary nonsense is really the point: "we make up what is true" is what they are trying to show.

Can someone just get this child a bunch of pillows and blankets that he may make his dream fort so the adults can get to work fixing shit?