At least he's showing what America has always been. A power hungry warmongering country.

I thought the playbook said it should be called "Ministry of Love"

Unironically the only based thing a president has ever contemplated doing, except, like, the emancipation proclamation.

This just screams to me "I'm an old man and I'm butthurt about it."

He probably just forgot it was renamed to DoD, then decided to change the name cuz his 80 going on 90 year old brain has zero plasticity.

Is this him finally fulfilling his promise to restore honesty in the government?

This is actually great. It is a big problem that department of offense has always masqueraded as national security instead of insecurity.

Relevant George Carlin bit: We like war!

What's actually his idea behind that?

I think the only logical next step is for him to get an "I'm the bad guy" t-shirt. His supporters would still say it was just a joke.

give me nobel peace prize or else

He gets dumber by the minute

The Department of War had that victory over the Confederacy, too, right?

I guess war is easier for him to spell...?

So back to the original name. No more double speak.

This is a good change.

Please get this man some more hamberders, fries and cokes. Also, maybe some doritos, fried butter sticks and corn dogs, stat.

Also, he's a pedo that was best friends with a pedo.