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Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump says (komonews.com)

submitted 2 months ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] quick_snail@feddit.nl 2 points 2 months ago

So back to the original name. No more double speak.

This is a good change.

[–] Bot@sub.community 2 points 2 months ago

Department of Halo

[–] Arcane2077@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Unironically the only based thing a president has ever contemplated doing, except, like, the emancipation proclamation.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago

Sure, fine, its true. Disgusting, but true.

[–] XeroxCool@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I guess we couldn't have a female president because we'd have war only every 28 days

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