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[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 48 points 1 day ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (4 children)

I've just been to east Germany and saw in a museum the Incredible pettiness of the surveillance state.

They collected smell samples of supposed activists, and you could be labeled an activist for writing something sarcastic on a poster or newspaper. Also if you were labeled as such they could 'unofficially ' ruin your life (as in thwart your ambitions and goals.

So much money and effort was spent on policing the hearts and minds of the populace. And the frail religious conservatives who run America would probably love the idea.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I recently went to Germany too and there's such an uncomfortably large number of cops everywhere. Do you happen to have more info on what you talked about? Id love to read up on it and potentially want friends who live there.

[–] Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I was in Leipzig, the museum I was mainly taking about was museum der runde ecke but this museum Was also very informative

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[–] lowleekun@ani.social 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Well then lets hope the US Gov. also crumbles from the sheer amount of resources it takes to be that kind of a dick to its population. I mean they are on a fast track, spending billions they do not really have because of tax cuts to the rich.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Well then lets hope the US Gov. also crumbles from the sheer amount of resources it takes to be that kind of a dick to its population.

Why do you think republicans are so keen on AI? The stasi had to rely on slow humans who might give a shit about accuracy. Republicans don't care if they arrest the wrong person. Particularly since they know that AI trained on a racist system is going to behave like a racist system.

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[–] yoriaiko@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Paint police instead? /silly

I know what you meant, but arguably this does make them the Paint Police.

You only need one color of paint (yellow, in case anyone wonders).

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Hold the cops down and paint them then

[–] kreskin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Seems like a good use of their time. Police jobs are basically welfare for the mediocre low iq dipshits from high school.

Police jobs are basically welfare for the mediocre low iq dipshits from high school.

Soon to be replaced with lower-paying ICE jobs for the schmos who don't even qualify to be cops. I personally wouldn't even be surprised if it turns out ICE is hiring undocumented immigrants, for the same reason everybody else does.

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[–] JDPoZ@lemmy.world 109 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The article title is framing things way too passively considering the reality which is :

"Florida Republicans order the erasure of mass shooting memorial for 49 murder victims targeted by a bigot wanting to kill members of the LGBT community"

[–] mere@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 day ago

...a mass shooting that took place LESS THAN A DECADE AGO

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 131 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Imagine being so insecure that you have to stop people from having a harmless shrine to a bunch of people killed in a mass murder.

Anyways, there's a lot of crosswalks and there's no way they can even long term focus on this crosswalk. Wait for them to leave, do it again.

[–] ImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 1 day ago (2 children)

You bring up a good point here. There are a lot of crosswalks. So what happens if people just start doing this at random crosswalks around the city?

[–] FaceDeer@fedia.io 49 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Aha, a crime wave! Deploy the National Guard!

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[–] Carmakazi@lemmy.world 203 points 2 days ago (22 children)

So long as conservatives continue to exert exceptional effort to try and erase LGBT identity, people should attack Christian identity in equal measure. Tear down billboards with gospel on them. Deface publicly displayed crucifixes. Burn bibles in public.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 101 points 2 days ago (8 children)

Don't forget to remove churches from your communities..

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[–] Typhoon@lemmy.ca 140 points 2 days ago (12 children)

Paint different crosswalks. How many crosswalks are in the city? I bet there are more than they have police to stand and watch them.

[–] mushroommunk@lemmy.today 105 points 2 days ago

What's that meme that was going around? Cities have enough police for one ten thousand person protest but ten one thousand person protests would cripple them? Take it a step futher with the crosswalks

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[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Has anyone heard of Toynbee Tiles? These are interesting by themselves but the relevant point is how they are made.

You make a mosaic out of vinyl flooring chunks on a backing of paper and roofing tar as mastic.

You place them paper side up on asphalt pavement in hot weather. As cars drive over them, the paper and tar wear off revealing the vinyl mosaic.

Just a thought that a group of people could quickly make a rainbow crosswalk that can’t be painted over.

Toynbee Tiles

[–] Machinist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I've never seen one, but have read about them.

Really interesting from a guerilla art perspective. Also, the durability is innovative.

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[–] SoftestSapphic@lemmy.world 51 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Civilian chalk artists now need armed civilan escorts to protect them from police.

Police are going to shoot someone for putting chalk on the pavement to remember the victums of a mass shooting.

This is America.

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[–] bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Why do they have the resources to do this and not watch for cars almost hitting pedestrians at the same crosswalks.

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