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[–] godlessworm@hexbear.net 12 points 1 month ago

the f-150 patriot edition. fits 1 full sized american.

[–] SoyViking@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How can a country that loves bureaucracy so much not have any rules at all about what multi-ton contraptions you can pilot at lethal speeds through the public space?

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It absolutely has rules! They make it more expensive to build, own and/or drive smaller, more reasonable vehicles, because of course they do.

[–] restless@hexbear.net 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup, let's let the industry monolith that's trying to sell you larger, more expensive vehicles than necessary set rules on what vehicles are legal to sell. Oh, they've effectively banned smaller vehicles? They've also put in place Byzantine rules and approval processes only a large corporation can navigate without going bankrupt? I'm shocked.

[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 2 points 1 month ago

it's just a coincidence

[–] Beetle@hexbear.net 8 points 1 month ago

Because the bureaucracy only affects poor people.

[–] Des@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

that thing that happened to the limo in NY where everyone was speared to death on jagged metal

but for this person

[–] miz@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] Blakey@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

"In a September 2021 plea bargain, Hussain pleaded guilty to the [20] charges of criminally negligent homicide on the expectation that he would not be sentenced to prison, but almost a year later withdrew that plea at his sentencing after the judge insisted on some prison time. He was found guilty of all charges in May 2023."

Well done asshole.

[–] Cat_Daddy@hexbear.net 11 points 1 month ago

Parked in four spaces with a chop-shop job that's now effectively worth nothing because you welded on the frame. I hope he tries to pull a trailer with it and the thing folds in half on him.

[–] culpritus@hexbear.net 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

This is the family vehicle for a gritty dark reboot of the Brady Bunch, starring the retired football player as the father.

[–] BadTakesHaver@hexbear.net 7 points 1 month ago

stop signs are woke. a real man stops for no one but themselves

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 6 points 1 month ago

pronounjak-rage Why's the truck not white? WOKE!

volcel-judge He's a pass.