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[–] CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world 42 points 3 months ago

Stop shooting kids looking for food. Fucking evil assholes.

Then people won't be so upset when your flag gets flown.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

“This is a time right now that Jews are being killed and slaughtered on the street, and threats are happening"

Are they?

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago

Nah. They are slaughters doing the killing in the streets

[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 points 3 months ago

Not that I’m aware of.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 months ago
[–] Stillwater@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 months ago

And a Palestinian flag too right?

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Solving the problem of...

What, exactly?

[–] thejoker954@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Not enough blood money in their pockets?

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 3 months ago

This will do wonders for antisemitism! By promoting it I mean.

And the Jews-control-the-world people are weeping with the joy of validation.

One of the things that amazes me most about human behavior is our inability to see when certain actions, good or bad, will obviously fucking backfire.